Yeah, I bet you thought you'd never see that certain shade of [whatever color(s) you fine, fine lj friends-o-mine have assigned to me] again ( Read more... )

Alright, so I'm sick of kazaa... SO sick of it, that I'm refusing to capitalize NOT JUST the k (I don't capitalize the names of things I'm made at, like "the internet," for example); no no, I'm also leaving the z and the last a lowercased ( Read more... )

I just fucked myself over. And I rarely swear, so you KNOW it's not some frivolous matter this time, but still: don't ask. Not yet.

...or does it appear as though Long Island is really a part of New Jersey in the following map (which I found on Jeopardy.com)?


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Today, for quite possibly the first time, the most popular subject of my junk emails was neither sex* nor "singliness" (my word for "being single"). No, sir. It was Paris Hilton. How frightening.

*=Non-Paris Hilton-related sex, that is.

As The Mullet would say... NICE!

First off, I just say that you (yes, you) really ought to download "Music for Morning People" by Kid Koala or a live version by the band Bullfrog (of which Kid Koala is a part) -- both versions are quite good, although I much prefer the live version... it's plenty funky. This is one quirky pleasure that you're sure to enjoy ( Read more... )

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TWO CENTS FOR PENNY

Is Penelope stupid or what for trusting a man

who's meanwhile screwing out his brains

with not one, but--count 'em ladies--two

witch goddesses on assorted mornings,

sundry evenings on hot Med isles?

And when in Ithaka he's sprawled again before the fire,

should she really believe his solemn word:

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The geek I am, I've been hearing rumors about the Star Wars Trilogy DVD set, but now that these claims appear to be all but confirmed... I figure a Livejournal update on the topic is warranted.

*Does Conan O'Brien's nerd impersonation*