GOD DAMN.

With a haircut this afternoon and a class this morning (and with my hair being a fuzzball of dramatic proportions), I decided today to be eccentric. Yeah, sure, I know wearing pajamas to class is the norm in many other schools, but this is Dowling we're talking about: a 95% commuter school brimming with do-rags, valor outfits... HOT PINK valor ( Read more... )

Y'just can't make this stuff up. Kat (sister / art teacher) was told this joke yesterday by one of her students over at Half Hollows Hills:

It's a 3-part joke-
1) What's 1 + 1?
2) What's 4 - 2?
3) What's the last name of the author of Tom SawyerOk, now say all three answers quickly ( Read more... )

One 187MB fileOne 56k connection ( Read more... )

Last night, one of Amanda's cats (the one with the fondness for unleashing his bladder upon unsuspecting black and/or leather objects)... well, let's just say he gave me incentive to start using the new wallet Kat (my sister) had given me as a birthday gift last week.* For your reading pleasure (gotta love lists!) and to possible provide some ( Read more... )

Not only are the the silver convertible and the dark sedan this 360-degree virtual tour image oh-so-poorly parked; they also appear to lack the proper permits (which would allow them to park in handicapped spots ( Read more... )

Now here's one to file under "Recent Developments ( Read more... )

Expect to hear much more from me in the near future... I'm making a comeback!

Life is odd.

...I just did that thing where you wake up late the day before,

end up (late) at Josh's house,
turn right around and head off to a restaurant (some time later,
having found everyone's already left for Point C once you reach Point B),

rummage through a discount store and a video store,
fly a kite through your car's moonroof,

watch a bad horror movie, ( Read more... )