I will offer both realistic and unrealistic suggestions:
- Start your own summer camp. You obviously love it, and some of your ideas sound just awesome enough to work.
- Hobo for a while.
- Design fabulous, eco-friendly homes for victims of natural disasters. I'm thinking of what Brad Pitt did for Katrina victims. You are almost certainly a more talented architect/artist than Brad Pitt.
- Train to be a sommelier and drink wine all the time.
- Live in an artists' colony in Italy.
- Open a restaurant.
- Get your own cooking show. You could be almost as awesome as Ina Garten, a.k.a. the Barefoot Contessa. (I'm watching Food Network right now. Can you tell?)
- Record "Bucket Full of Memories" with Ed, get super rich and famous, and then retire.
I'll get my own cooking show, and have edward sit on the counter and read poetry in the background. then, slowly, all the bingham stooges will trickle in, saying things like, "oh! goodness me! I had absolutely no idea you were in the middle of baking delicious chocolate chip oatmeal cookies in here! I just came to hang out with you, because i like you so much!" and then there will be a "woh woh woh", i'll give the camera a knowing glance, and then spin-wipe to my next dish, which will be an exquisite country pasta with mozzarella dish. In that one, instead of the "woh woh woh," there will be an "om nom nom."
You should be the president of an old money beach club on the coast of Maine. Sip gin and tonics with your tanned, muscular sailing instructor friends in tight Polo shirts, shorts that end above their knees, and unnaturally white teeth, on the balcony of your shingled house overlooking the sea, upon which an Edward Hopper painting was based. Think about it.
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- Start your own summer camp. You obviously love it, and some of your ideas sound just awesome enough to work.
- Hobo for a while.
- Design fabulous, eco-friendly homes for victims of natural disasters. I'm thinking of what Brad Pitt did for Katrina victims. You are almost certainly a more talented architect/artist than Brad Pitt.
- Train to be a sommelier and drink wine all the time.
- Live in an artists' colony in Italy.
- Open a restaurant.
- Get your own cooking show. You could be almost as awesome as Ina Garten, a.k.a. the Barefoot Contessa. (I'm watching Food Network right now. Can you tell?)
- Record "Bucket Full of Memories" with Ed, get super rich and famous, and then retire.
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You should be the president of an old money beach club on the coast of Maine. Sip gin and tonics with your tanned, muscular sailing instructor friends in tight Polo shirts, shorts that end above their knees, and unnaturally white teeth, on the balcony of your shingled house overlooking the sea, upon which an Edward Hopper painting was based. Think about it.
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