I've been with Wolf Blitzer, fighting the zombies...

[kjsilopanna]

"The other day in my class we were talking about Haiti and zombies and I just kept wondering where Wolf Blitzer is when you need him!"--My friend, on the way home from the GW/Longwood game this past Friday night.

I've corrupted all my friends, yes I have. There's a running joke now that I should pitch a show to CNN (they film some of their shows on

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[jillapet]

Below ground, tourists were running up and down the platform, waving their fanny packs in the air and screaming like seasoned zombie-fighting warriors.

Am I just a sick puppy for thinking that this is fucking hysterical?

Not the Justin/Brian upset part...but the break dancers, the Zombie-killing fashions, etc?

Oh well. at least Hell will be warmer than Oklahoma!

[paddies]

There were five extremely attractive men-in black leather trench coats and boots, of course-chatting on the other side of the platform. Brian, for a moment, was quite annoyed with himself for having forgotten boots.

*loves so hard omg*

Also, B/J need to fix their issues v.v.v. soon, plz. I need me some "we love each other so v. much and we rock at zombie!killing" sex. Thanks. ;))

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[_alicesprings]

OMG, the break dancing zombie fighters!! ROFL!! This is brilliant!

[sonofabiscuit77]

Just discovered this gem of a story and it's fucking brilliant! Love the breakdancing zombie fighters, love the idea of Zombie!Ben and I really hope we get to see him soon, love In Charge Ted, love Justin's mad zombie fighting skillz. Just one question though: in the previous chapter I assumed you made up the Wolf Blitzer character, but from your comments above I see that the guy is real?

Can't wait for the next update.

[jane2005]

the people who had calmly gone home and changed their clothes to show that zombie-fighting was not merely essential to survival, it was part of the definitive fashion statement.

Bwhahahahhaha!! Of course! Leather of course - bite resistance.

This cracked me up. So glad you're reposting. Not sucktastic at all - writing action is, um, difficult.