Where have all the attractive, intelligent, white men gone?

[kkkasey]

Please explain to me why this happens to me daily.

Comments

[all_the_warmth]

*tries to fight urges*

Damn bitch you Iz sexy. I want feel your ass in my street hardened hands. Goddamn..your porcelain skin makes my blood boil.

[mattieiswayrad]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASLGKDHAS;LNGDOAWHIEYTLASNGDOMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!
THAT SHIT BLOWS MY WHOLE, "are you the guy from fletch?" THING RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
that's great.

oh, and pee-ess: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i finally saw your punk phase pictures. i laughed for 5 minutes straight. but those myspace messages made me laugh harder and longer. ahahahahahahahaha. i'm still laughing.

[sarahxbeth]

this just made my day.

[criesof_thepast]

bahahahahahaha, they're just telling the truth baby<33333333333333333
hahah

[__ryan]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha arthur hardy