who hacked into your lj and wrote this entry? because I don't feel that any point in time when I have asked you "hey, what's up?" that you have replied: "OH nothing just getting vagina surgery in front of 10 students and, oh, dating a tattoo artist?"
Dear, friends who care about my broken vagina. Ill probably regret spilling such private information over the internet but, seeing as how I DID NOT get this injury from an STD or from being dirty and I never get to see you guys anymore, I will anyways. I was born with an abnormally small hole in my bartholian gland. The bartholian glands are the two glands right inside your giner that release cum and the liquids that lube you up. Because of my abnormally small hole, my gland got backed up and eventually infected, which led to a fever, a lot of throwing up, and a trip to the hospital. By the way, dont ever go to the hospital without insurance or theyll just cut you open, shove a tube in you and shove you out the door
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are you ok boo?
and whos this boyfriend
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who hacked into your lj and wrote this entry?
because I don't feel that any point in time when I have asked you "hey, what's up?" that you have replied: "OH nothing just getting vagina surgery in front of 10 students and, oh, dating a tattoo artist?"
KASEY!?!?
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you had surgery on your weiner?
that sucks.
the picture is cute though i like it a lot.
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i hope you feel a million times better
and i wish you a fast recovery!
much love,
vivi
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