Happy Birthday:

James Dean
Ted Koppel
Jules Verne
John Grisham
Seth Green
Kasey Carroll.

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My sister is officially a dyke. HAHAH.


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You are 30 years old and I still want to bang you more than any other man.


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I have to be up for work in a few hours but, I have the flu thanks to my McRib loving boss. So, instead of sleeping Im doing shitty surveys that no one will read ( Read more... )

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Dear Mon Rae,
I found these pictures of $. Milla the other day and I laughed so hard I cried. You might not see this for weeks but, I figured I would post it anyways.Come home. Fuck the navy.

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"alright, i guess i tag kasey because she isnt talking to me right now i guess and i want to make her feel kind of weird by choosing her ( Read more... )