Episode 38; Günter v. Conrad
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Episode 38
Günter v. Conrad
THIS IS HOW IT’S GOIN’ DOWN »
So we start off with some soldier for Big Shimaron horseback riding through the woods all pleasant like~ There is Conladdo~! And so like a messenger comes and informs them that the Shin Makoku group is going in the same direction as they, THUS MEANING THAT THEY KNOW WHERE THE BOX IS…! OH SNAP.
Cut to Yuuri stretching and Wolfram throwing up and Cheri being all, “You’ll be never popular with womenz.”
So then Yuuri turns to talk to Gwendal and Günter about WHY ARE THEY THERE. CALVACADE =/= FRANCSHIRE. NO BOX. BUT THEY UH NEED TO MAKE CONNECTIONS TO ENTER INTO FRANSCHIRE SO IT’S ALL GOOD.
HEY! IT’S HRISTO CRUYFF OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS NO ONE CARES LET’S JUST CALL HIM BALDY. He has come with his adorable daughter Beatrice and she’s snarky unintentionally and asks him if dances better now.
CARRIAGE RIDE.
Inside they talk about a great alliance against Big Shimaron! They are going to discuss it with the king of Calvacade. Okay~ A couple of other countries are interested. NOT SMALL SHIMERAON AMIRITE? I cry.
More talking. More Yuuri is great hells yeah. Relationships start. Peace will be brought. Yuuri is fab. And so on and so forth.
WE ARRIVE IN A PINK BUILDING. CHERI HITS ON YUURI. WOLFRAM IS NOT PLEASED. Yuuri talks to Beatrice about Greta and how Beatrice and her should be friends at some point. SO THEN DOORS ARE OPENED AND THERE’S A BUNCH OF OLD MEN. THEY STAND. THEY ALL REMOVE THEIR HATS AND HAIR AND IT’S SHINY!
~SHINY~
Murata voice over. IT ALL WENT JUST AS PLANNED.
So Günter is going on the GRAND JOURNEY with them this time! FUCK YEAH IT’S ABOUT TIME!
Cheri thinks about men. What else is new.
GOODBYES ARE SAID. DEPARTURES ARE MADE. GEIGEN HUBER IS GOING WITH THEM AS WELL. Wait where did he come from was he always there.
CUT SCENE WITH CONLADDO AND FRIENDS INTERROGATING SOME GUY LOOKING FOR THE KING OF FRANSCHIRE. CONLADDO CALLS THEM OFF AND THEY WITHDRAW. Ohohoho~ but with a promise to return!
As they leave, we zoom into the window and there’s some sort haired girl there named Leila and some awkward guy in blue. IT’S THE KING OF FRANSCHIRE! HE’S A WIMP JUST LIKE YUURI.
OH LOL LOOK AT THE DISGUISES.
AND LOOK THERE’S YOZAK. WHERE DID HE COME FROM AND WHY IS HE LIKE. NOT IN DISGUISE. I see how it is. He thinks he’s too good. O I C.
Talking, talking, Yozak informs Günter something in hushed tones~ Oh my.
Cut to Conladdo and pals once more. Conladdo is writing a letter. Then he has a letter delivered to him. Conladdo is most displeased. HIS EYES DO NOT MOVE AS HE’S READING. I JUST NOTICED THIS NOW. HE LOOKS AT IT AND LIKE ABSORBES IT OR SOMETHING.
Okay so cut scene to Günter and Yozak alone in some place with some dirt and stuff. Yozak has informed all but Yuuri of their whereabouts.
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT WHO JUST ENTERED IN ON THE SCENE. HEY THERE, CONLADDO. :DDD
Dramatic face-off.
Cut to Wolfram in a fabulously gay purple outfit looking angstfully out the window while Yuuri and the others eat. Yuuri is oblivious.
CUT BACK TO CONLADDO AND PALS.
He comments that it’s rare for Günter to leave the bloody castle. Günter starts the epic interrogation. Günter is pissed because he like trained Conrad and shit. AND HE’S SAD CAUSE HIS STUDENTS DIED IN THE WAR AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE ANYMORE. HOWEVER. EPIC SWORD DRAWING MOTION.
BATTLE CRY.
GÜNTER V CONLADDO STARTS NOW
They start fighting and Yozak stands off to the side.
Fight is awkward. Oh bad art why.
Attack, parry, attack, parry.
Günter doesn’t like that Conrad is holding back on him and Conrad’s like, “YOU’VE NEVER BEEN INTO WAR. YOU’VE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. DDD:”
And Günter’s like lol try me bitch.
OH SNAP HE DREW BLOOD
Cut back to Yuuri and Wolfram’s fab purple. Yuuri asks Wolfram’s why he’s all quiet and Wolfram snaps and tells him Conrad is here in the town. Yuuri gets up and runs out, with Hube following him.
Wolfram snaps and yells at Murata and Murata’s all, “HE MIGHT HAVE BETRAYED US!”
And Wolfram’s response is to get all flustered and angry and to growl out that he doesn’t believe that could possibly be true.
Awww. Wolfram. You do love your big brother, don’t you?
YUURI RUNS DRAMATICALLY THROUGH THE CITY.
BACK TO FIGHT.
Günter is so winning this bitch. Like. I’m not kidding. CONLADDO PULLS A DIRTY TRICK
KICKS DIRT IN EYES
AND THEN HE FLIES
LOOK AT HIM HE LIKE SERIOUSLY FLIES OVER GÜNTER
OH ANIME YOU AND YOUR LAWS OF PHYSICS
AND THEN HE CUTS THE ROPE HOLDING THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED LOGS TOGETHER AND THEY CASCADE DOWN UPON GÜNTER AND GIVE CONLADDO PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE
CHASE TIEM
YUURI CHASE
CONLADDO CHASE
EVERYONE CHASE
YUURI AND CONLADDO END UP ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RIVER
DRAMATIC MOMENT
BOAT PASSES BETWEEN AND GÜNTER AND YOZAK CATCH UP. CONLADDO JUMPS AND DOES A FLIPPY FLIP INTO THE BOAT.
THE OTHERS ARE IN SHOCK.
Günter is not fucking amused. D:
Yuuri is displeased.
“NO MORE KEEPING SECRETS GUYS DDD:”
And then uh they carry on as planned. And they go to see the king of Franschire. This episode feels unnaturally long as a result.
THEY GO TO THE THRONE ROOM
lol the king tripped and looks incompetent but amusing I like him bring him back more please
He likes unusual things and wants to see what Yuuri and co. are ‘trading.’ LEILA SHOWS UP AND IS ALL BITCH NAW D:
LEILA ATTACKS
FUCK YEAH KKM AND HARDXCORE GIRLS
She proves that they are not normal peddlers and calls for their arrest. Yuuri is thrown to the ground and revealed as Mazoku. Oh snap.
The Franschire king seems terrified of Big Shimeron. Günter proudly announced Yuuri as the king and Murata as the sage. THEY ALL BOW.
So then they chat about the box. Which apparently is no longer around.
OH NO WAIT THEY MIGHT HAVE IT
LET US GO SEE
BASEMENT STORAGE ROOM OFF WE GO
Oh well there is nothing there. Oh no.
lol that was the worst episode ending ever.
MY THOUGHTS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM »
This episode is proof that Günter is the most badass mofo in life. No lie. If he isn’t the final ‘big bad’ of the series in at least one version of canon, I will seriously cry.
Also, can I just say? Conrad? You should know better than anyone that you don’t have to have been to war to kill someone.
Just saying.
AND THAT’S UH ALL I HAVE TO SAY TODAY.
I was planning on typing more but I’m sick at the moment and just kinda want to go curl up somewhere, so. Have at thee!
COMMENCE THE FANGIRLING.
Next episode: episode 39 hosted by post_position.
Due to not having the RAW of this episode on hand to make caps, I'm just gonna link you guys to the gallery. GO GO GO
Episode 38
Günter v. Conrad
THIS IS HOW IT’S GOIN’ DOWN »
So we start off with some soldier for Big Shimaron horseback riding through the woods all pleasant like~ There is Conladdo~! And so like a messenger comes and informs them that the Shin Makoku group is going in the same direction as they, THUS MEANING THAT THEY KNOW WHERE THE BOX IS…! OH SNAP.
Cut to Yuuri stretching and Wolfram throwing up and Cheri being all, “You’ll be never popular with womenz.”
So then Yuuri turns to talk to Gwendal and Günter about WHY ARE THEY THERE. CALVACADE =/= FRANCSHIRE. NO BOX. BUT THEY UH NEED TO MAKE CONNECTIONS TO ENTER INTO FRANSCHIRE SO IT’S ALL GOOD.
HEY! IT’S HRISTO CRUYFF OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS NO ONE CARES LET’S JUST CALL HIM BALDY. He has come with his adorable daughter Beatrice and she’s snarky unintentionally and asks him if dances better now.
CARRIAGE RIDE.
Inside they talk about a great alliance against Big Shimaron! They are going to discuss it with the king of Calvacade. Okay~ A couple of other countries are interested. NOT SMALL SHIMERAON AMIRITE? I cry.
More talking. More Yuuri is great hells yeah. Relationships start. Peace will be brought. Yuuri is fab. And so on and so forth.
WE ARRIVE IN A PINK BUILDING. CHERI HITS ON YUURI. WOLFRAM IS NOT PLEASED. Yuuri talks to Beatrice about Greta and how Beatrice and her should be friends at some point. SO THEN DOORS ARE OPENED AND THERE’S A BUNCH OF OLD MEN. THEY STAND. THEY ALL REMOVE THEIR HATS AND HAIR AND IT’S SHINY!
~SHINY~
Murata voice over. IT ALL WENT JUST AS PLANNED.
So Günter is going on the GRAND JOURNEY with them this time! FUCK YEAH IT’S ABOUT TIME!
Cheri thinks about men. What else is new.
GOODBYES ARE SAID. DEPARTURES ARE MADE. GEIGEN HUBER IS GOING WITH THEM AS WELL. Wait where did he come from was he always there.
CUT SCENE WITH CONLADDO AND FRIENDS INTERROGATING SOME GUY LOOKING FOR THE KING OF FRANSCHIRE. CONLADDO CALLS THEM OFF AND THEY WITHDRAW. Ohohoho~ but with a promise to return!
As they leave, we zoom into the window and there’s some sort haired girl there named Leila and some awkward guy in blue. IT’S THE KING OF FRANSCHIRE! HE’S A WIMP JUST LIKE YUURI.
OH LOL LOOK AT THE DISGUISES.
AND LOOK THERE’S YOZAK. WHERE DID HE COME FROM AND WHY IS HE LIKE. NOT IN DISGUISE. I see how it is. He thinks he’s too good. O I C.
Talking, talking, Yozak informs Günter something in hushed tones~ Oh my.
Cut to Conladdo and pals once more. Conladdo is writing a letter. Then he has a letter delivered to him. Conladdo is most displeased. HIS EYES DO NOT MOVE AS HE’S READING. I JUST NOTICED THIS NOW. HE LOOKS AT IT AND LIKE ABSORBES IT OR SOMETHING.
Okay so cut scene to Günter and Yozak alone in some place with some dirt and stuff. Yozak has informed all but Yuuri of their whereabouts.
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT WHO JUST ENTERED IN ON THE SCENE. HEY THERE, CONLADDO. :DDD
Dramatic face-off.
Cut to Wolfram in a fabulously gay purple outfit looking angstfully out the window while Yuuri and the others eat. Yuuri is oblivious.
CUT BACK TO CONLADDO AND PALS.
He comments that it’s rare for Günter to leave the bloody castle. Günter starts the epic interrogation. Günter is pissed because he like trained Conrad and shit. AND HE’S SAD CAUSE HIS STUDENTS DIED IN THE WAR AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE ANYMORE. HOWEVER. EPIC SWORD DRAWING MOTION.
BATTLE CRY.
GÜNTER V CONLADDO STARTS NOW
They start fighting and Yozak stands off to the side.
Fight is awkward. Oh bad art why.
Attack, parry, attack, parry.
Günter doesn’t like that Conrad is holding back on him and Conrad’s like, “YOU’VE NEVER BEEN INTO WAR. YOU’VE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. DDD:”
And Günter’s like lol try me bitch.
OH SNAP HE DREW BLOOD
Cut back to Yuuri and Wolfram’s fab purple. Yuuri asks Wolfram’s why he’s all quiet and Wolfram snaps and tells him Conrad is here in the town. Yuuri gets up and runs out, with Hube following him.
Wolfram snaps and yells at Murata and Murata’s all, “HE MIGHT HAVE BETRAYED US!”
And Wolfram’s response is to get all flustered and angry and to growl out that he doesn’t believe that could possibly be true.
Awww. Wolfram. You do love your big brother, don’t you?
YUURI RUNS DRAMATICALLY THROUGH THE CITY.
BACK TO FIGHT.
Günter is so winning this bitch. Like. I’m not kidding. CONLADDO PULLS A DIRTY TRICK
KICKS DIRT IN EYES
AND THEN HE FLIES
LOOK AT HIM HE LIKE SERIOUSLY FLIES OVER GÜNTER
OH ANIME YOU AND YOUR LAWS OF PHYSICS
AND THEN HE CUTS THE ROPE HOLDING THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED LOGS TOGETHER AND THEY CASCADE DOWN UPON GÜNTER AND GIVE CONLADDO PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE
CHASE TIEM
YUURI CHASE
CONLADDO CHASE
EVERYONE CHASE
YUURI AND CONLADDO END UP ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RIVER
DRAMATIC MOMENT
BOAT PASSES BETWEEN AND GÜNTER AND YOZAK CATCH UP. CONLADDO JUMPS AND DOES A FLIPPY FLIP INTO THE BOAT.
THE OTHERS ARE IN SHOCK.
Günter is not fucking amused. D:
Yuuri is displeased.
“NO MORE KEEPING SECRETS GUYS DDD:”
And then uh they carry on as planned. And they go to see the king of Franschire. This episode feels unnaturally long as a result.
THEY GO TO THE THRONE ROOM
lol the king tripped and looks incompetent but amusing I like him bring him back more please
He likes unusual things and wants to see what Yuuri and co. are ‘trading.’ LEILA SHOWS UP AND IS ALL BITCH NAW D:
LEILA ATTACKS
FUCK YEAH KKM AND HARDXCORE GIRLS
She proves that they are not normal peddlers and calls for their arrest. Yuuri is thrown to the ground and revealed as Mazoku. Oh snap.
The Franschire king seems terrified of Big Shimeron. Günter proudly announced Yuuri as the king and Murata as the sage. THEY ALL BOW.
So then they chat about the box. Which apparently is no longer around.
OH NO WAIT THEY MIGHT HAVE IT
LET US GO SEE
BASEMENT STORAGE ROOM OFF WE GO
Oh well there is nothing there. Oh no.
lol that was the worst episode ending ever.
MY THOUGHTS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM »
This episode is proof that Günter is the most badass mofo in life. No lie. If he isn’t the final ‘big bad’ of the series in at least one version of canon, I will seriously cry.
Also, can I just say? Conrad? You should know better than anyone that you don’t have to have been to war to kill someone.
Just saying.
AND THAT’S UH ALL I HAVE TO SAY TODAY.
I was planning on typing more but I’m sick at the moment and just kinda want to go curl up somewhere, so. Have at thee!
COMMENCE THE FANGIRLING.
Next episode: episode 39 hosted by post_position.