Episode 73; Heartbeat of Darkness
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Episode 73
Heartbeat of Darkness
THIS IS HOW IT’S GOIN’ DOWN »
We open with a shot of the castle. Slooooooooooow panels and then we see the women being awesome and alone. Anissina asks Greta what is wrong and Greta’s like, “LOL NOTHING SOB :[“ This carries on and then Greta’s all, “BAAAAAAAAAD OMEN D:” And it’s like, wow KKM writing staff, you guys suck at this foreshadowing thing.
OH HAI THERE EMO CLEAVAGE :DDD HOW ARE YOU TODAY.
They talk of more drama, Cheri angsts moar, Anissina angst, OH LOOK A DARK CLOUD OVER THE TEMPLE.
All three of the girls decide to go check on the boys because the boys are incompetent and can’t do anything right.
INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF DOOM.
Dark ominous cloud, everyone looking gloomy, Wolfram looking like he had a biiiiiiiiit too much to drink. Gwendal’s all, “OHSHI- MY EYE. DAMNIT I’M NOT A CLAMP CHARACTER THIS SHOULDN’T HAPPEN.” Conrad’s like, “OH. ARM.”
Then Yuuri’s all, “I’m dramatic and awkward” and Shori’s all wtf is this.
Gunter goes to hug Ulrike and it’s like… daaaaaaaaaamn are you two related or something? They seriously look alike.
MURATA KNOWS WOLFRAMU’S SEKRITS. D:
They talk about the boxes and then we get to see chibi! Yuuri doing awkward things. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT MURATA. Well okay it’s Yuuri and I can understand.
…these are really bad metaphors. OKAY SO THEY START TO GET SERIOUS AGAIN.
SHINOU-HEIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
sghio;sdhip;shd;ioghsio;dhgoi;gh fangirl moment brb.
Sealing of Soushu. Light show. Drama. Loyalty. Pretty people. OH I SEE RUFUS IN THE BACKGROUND AOGHSIGOH RUFUS ILU MARRY ME PLZ ♥!
Okay back from the past.
More talking. About Soushu. And Morgif and all that jaaaaaaaaazz. Shori’s like >8[.
Yuuri approaches the doom and reaches towards it only to get shocked. A little. Clearly that wasn’t enough so he tries again. Shori is all NOOOOOOOO and Conrad’s like, “Let him do his business. >8[“
Thus it continues. More electrical stuff and then OH SNAP IT’S MIKO AND UMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sghishioghsio;dgho;ishdg. Moar fangirling back later.
IT’S THE AMERICANS. IN AMERICA. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE. NOT IN AMERICA. Actually I don’t remember where they’re supposed to be and I don’t really care because it’s not significant.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH.
It just keeps going on and on and on. Gwendal’s all, “DO NOT MOVE TOWARDS THE BOXES” and they both look at Wolfram who looks as though he’s seen better days.
We get close-ups on everyone’s face with emphasis on Wolfram because Wolfram is clearly important. If you know. You didn’t figure that out yet.
Lalalalala.
WOLFRAM MOVES. OH SNAP. HE’S GOING FOR THE SWORD.
OHSHITSON.
Back at the castle, the girls are preparing to depart. And are awesome. Just by standing there they are awesome.
BACK TO WOLFRAM AND HIS INNER TURMOIL.
AND THEN BACK TO THE GIRLS FOR MORE AWESOME. AND ANGST BUT THE AWESOME CLEARLY OUTWEIGHS THE ANGST.
Back to the drama. It’s the drama that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends it-
SHIT WOLFRAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THIS IS DRAMATIC AND BADLY ANIMATED.
SGJIOSDGJISOPJGH CONRAD V. WOLFRAM. Sghioshigohsiodghosi;ghiosg brothers. And Conrad’s all, sgnilsdhnioghsioghiosgh why. And Wolfram’s like 8)
And everyone’s all ANGST. They get it but Yuuri’s still oblivious. YUURI IS THROWN BACK BY THE MAGIC AND SHOURI’S ALL, “FRIEND OF MY BROTHER. EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
Murata’s all >8[
GLOWING LIGHT IN THE CENTER? WHAT IS THIS NOW?
DRAMA. LOLWORTHY DRAMA.
Oh my it’s taking on shape. Gwendal is not fucking pleased, man.
And everyone is like, sjgio;sjdiog.
SNAP WOLFRAM JUST PWNED CONRAD. EPIC. And then he stops? Oh my…
MURATA IS NOT HAPPY. DARK FIGURE LIKES TO THROW EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL EXCEPT WOLFRAM BECAUSE WOLFRAM, AS WE ESTABLISHED EARLIER, IS SPECIAL.
Okay so dark figure is male, naked and SHINOU-HEIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Oh shit what’s with this crotch shot.
Conrad’s arm is snatched!
Gwendal’s eye is snatched!
GUNTER ATTACKS. Attack fails. Sob.
YUURI IS NOT PLEASED.
Okay so two boxes are open. THE END OF THE WIND AND THE END OF THE LAND.
Okay so it’s Wolfram’s turn and Yuuri is like, NOOOOOOOOOOOO AND SHOURI’S LIKE STAY BACK BITCH.
So Shinou grabs Wolfram’s heart and Wolfram falls down and Hellsfire on Frozen Tundra opens and we see SHINOU-HEIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SGHIOSDHGOHSGOHSDGOI
Cast and crew are not pleased, mate. Not at all.
CONVERSATION TIEM. REJOICE REJOICE AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
Shinou approaches Yuuri to retrieve to the last key and Morgif doth protest as does Conrad and Gwendal but Shinou flicks them both away as if they are mere ants!
THUSLY IT MEANS IT’S YOZAK TIEM.
And a barrier appears around Shinou.
Conrad tries to pick Wolfram up but with his arm he can’t so Yozak has to do it. Conrad goes to help Gwendal instead.
FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIEM.
Shinou is not surprised but also not worried. OH LOOK HOW HE GLOWS RUBY RED. MMMM DELICIOUS SHINOU.
BACK WITH THE SHIBUYAS. Miko is not happy. No fishies. :[
BOB SENSES DOOM.
The water starts… boiling? Damn. That must be an epic heater.
BOB DECLARES DRAMATICALLY, “The boxes. Are open.”
DUN DUN DUN.
CHERI AND CO ARRIVE TO SPREAD THEIR AWESOME.
Cheri embraces her sons dawwwww.
‘cept Wolfram, who Yuuri is trying to awaken.
Cheri and the others are like
Yozak checks to see if Wolfram’s breathing and Conrad check’s his pulse. And there’s no heartbeat.
Cheri angsts.
Yuuri doesn’t believe it.
Cheri screams Wolfram’s name in despair and that, ladies and gents, is the beginning of the end.
MY THOUGHTS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM »
I think now would be an appropriate time to say, that did not go as planned.
Commence sobbing.
Next episode: episode 74 hosted by alexiel_rieth.
NOW WITH SCREENCAPS. :)
Episode 73
Heartbeat of Darkness
THIS IS HOW IT’S GOIN’ DOWN »
We open with a shot of the castle. Slooooooooooow panels and then we see the women being awesome and alone. Anissina asks Greta what is wrong and Greta’s like, “LOL NOTHING SOB :[“ This carries on and then Greta’s all, “BAAAAAAAAAD OMEN D:” And it’s like, wow KKM writing staff, you guys suck at this foreshadowing thing.
OH HAI THERE EMO CLEAVAGE :DDD HOW ARE YOU TODAY.
They talk of more drama, Cheri angsts moar, Anissina angst, OH LOOK A DARK CLOUD OVER THE TEMPLE.
All three of the girls decide to go check on the boys because the boys are incompetent and can’t do anything right.
INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF DOOM.
Dark ominous cloud, everyone looking gloomy, Wolfram looking like he had a biiiiiiiiit too much to drink. Gwendal’s all, “OHSHI- MY EYE. DAMNIT I’M NOT A CLAMP CHARACTER THIS SHOULDN’T HAPPEN.” Conrad’s like, “OH. ARM.”
Then Yuuri’s all, “I’m dramatic and awkward” and Shori’s all wtf is this.
Gunter goes to hug Ulrike and it’s like… daaaaaaaaaamn are you two related or something? They seriously look alike.
MURATA KNOWS WOLFRAMU’S SEKRITS. D:
They talk about the boxes and then we get to see chibi! Yuuri doing awkward things. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT MURATA. Well okay it’s Yuuri and I can understand.
…these are really bad metaphors. OKAY SO THEY START TO GET SERIOUS AGAIN.
SHINOU-HEIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
sghio;sdhip;shd;ioghsio;dhgoi;gh fangirl moment brb.
Sealing of Soushu. Light show. Drama. Loyalty. Pretty people. OH I SEE RUFUS IN THE BACKGROUND AOGHSIGOH RUFUS ILU MARRY ME PLZ ♥!
Okay back from the past.
More talking. About Soushu. And Morgif and all that jaaaaaaaaazz. Shori’s like >8[.
Yuuri approaches the doom and reaches towards it only to get shocked. A little. Clearly that wasn’t enough so he tries again. Shori is all NOOOOOOOO and Conrad’s like, “Let him do his business. >8[“
Thus it continues. More electrical stuff and then OH SNAP IT’S MIKO AND UMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sghishioghsio;dgho;ishdg. Moar fangirling back later.
IT’S THE AMERICANS. IN AMERICA. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE. NOT IN AMERICA. Actually I don’t remember where they’re supposed to be and I don’t really care because it’s not significant.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH.
It just keeps going on and on and on. Gwendal’s all, “DO NOT MOVE TOWARDS THE BOXES” and they both look at Wolfram who looks as though he’s seen better days.
We get close-ups on everyone’s face with emphasis on Wolfram because Wolfram is clearly important. If you know. You didn’t figure that out yet.
Lalalalala.
WOLFRAM MOVES. OH SNAP. HE’S GOING FOR THE SWORD.
OHSHITSON.
Back at the castle, the girls are preparing to depart. And are awesome. Just by standing there they are awesome.
BACK TO WOLFRAM AND HIS INNER TURMOIL.
AND THEN BACK TO THE GIRLS FOR MORE AWESOME. AND ANGST BUT THE AWESOME CLEARLY OUTWEIGHS THE ANGST.
Back to the drama. It’s the drama that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends it-
SHIT WOLFRAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THIS IS DRAMATIC AND BADLY ANIMATED.
SGJIOSDGJISOPJGH CONRAD V. WOLFRAM. Sghioshigohsiodghosi;ghiosg brothers. And Conrad’s all, sgnilsdhnioghsioghiosgh why. And Wolfram’s like 8)
And everyone’s all ANGST. They get it but Yuuri’s still oblivious. YUURI IS THROWN BACK BY THE MAGIC AND SHOURI’S ALL, “FRIEND OF MY BROTHER. EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
Murata’s all >8[
GLOWING LIGHT IN THE CENTER? WHAT IS THIS NOW?
DRAMA. LOLWORTHY DRAMA.
Oh my it’s taking on shape. Gwendal is not fucking pleased, man.
And everyone is like, sjgio;sjdiog.
SNAP WOLFRAM JUST PWNED CONRAD. EPIC. And then he stops? Oh my…
MURATA IS NOT HAPPY. DARK FIGURE LIKES TO THROW EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL EXCEPT WOLFRAM BECAUSE WOLFRAM, AS WE ESTABLISHED EARLIER, IS SPECIAL.
Okay so dark figure is male, naked and SHINOU-HEIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Oh shit what’s with this crotch shot.
Conrad’s arm is snatched!
Gwendal’s eye is snatched!
GUNTER ATTACKS. Attack fails. Sob.
YUURI IS NOT PLEASED.
Okay so two boxes are open. THE END OF THE WIND AND THE END OF THE LAND.
Okay so it’s Wolfram’s turn and Yuuri is like, NOOOOOOOOOOOO AND SHOURI’S LIKE STAY BACK BITCH.
So Shinou grabs Wolfram’s heart and Wolfram falls down and Hellsfire on Frozen Tundra opens and we see SHINOU-HEIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SGHIOSDHGOHSGOHSDGOI
Cast and crew are not pleased, mate. Not at all.
CONVERSATION TIEM. REJOICE REJOICE AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
Shinou approaches Yuuri to retrieve to the last key and Morgif doth protest as does Conrad and Gwendal but Shinou flicks them both away as if they are mere ants!
THUSLY IT MEANS IT’S YOZAK TIEM.
And a barrier appears around Shinou.
Conrad tries to pick Wolfram up but with his arm he can’t so Yozak has to do it. Conrad goes to help Gwendal instead.
FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIEM.
Shinou is not surprised but also not worried. OH LOOK HOW HE GLOWS RUBY RED. MMMM DELICIOUS SHINOU.
BACK WITH THE SHIBUYAS. Miko is not happy. No fishies. :[
BOB SENSES DOOM.
The water starts… boiling? Damn. That must be an epic heater.
BOB DECLARES DRAMATICALLY, “The boxes. Are open.”
DUN DUN DUN.
CHERI AND CO ARRIVE TO SPREAD THEIR AWESOME.
Cheri embraces her sons dawwwww.
‘cept Wolfram, who Yuuri is trying to awaken.
Cheri and the others are like
Yozak checks to see if Wolfram’s breathing and Conrad check’s his pulse. And there’s no heartbeat.
Cheri angsts.
Yuuri doesn’t believe it.
Cheri screams Wolfram’s name in despair and that, ladies and gents, is the beginning of the end.
MY THOUGHTS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM »
I think now would be an appropriate time to say, that did not go as planned.
Commence sobbing.
Next episode: episode 74 hosted by alexiel_rieth.