A list on the internet is wrong!
Naturally, I am an expert on 11 Heroes Nerd Girls Want to Date... and Why They Shouldn't, so I will help you, my internet friends, understand why this list is shit.
First of all, I'm sure Gay Nerds would want to bang at least as many of the people on this list as I would. Which brings me to my second point: "But while most nerd boys pretty much only want to bone these heroines, many nerd girls would like to have a relationship with male heroes (which might also involve boning them, of course)."
I feel like this guy needs to be pointed to some of the dark, feminine corners of the internet so he can discover that women actually do have sex drives. Although given that I'm one of six women who don't have rape fantasies, maybe he should work his way up to that lest he get worse ideas.
Yes, Bruce Wayne is hot. You may even like him better when he is wearing the Batman outfit. However, getting killed by the Joker is pretty much what you have to look forward to. You see, the Joker is pretty much jealous of anyone that gets closer to Batman than he does as he and Batman obviously have some sort of underlying homoeroticism going on. In fact, if you aren't getting killed by the Joker, then you are probably going to walk in on Batman and the Joker going at it like a fat man on donuts. At that point, you may wish you were, in fact, dead.
Hmm, maybe he has found the Slash District. Also, why do people think Batman would sleep with the Joker? Having watched most of the Joker's scene in Batman XXX, I don't know how Harley manages. It's creepy. Which it should be, but...ewgh.
Stupid pairings aside, number of Bat-girlfriends killed by the Joker: 1. Rachael in TDK, and she sucks. Other than Kathy Kane/Batwoman I, I think Rachel's the only one who's been killed.
The only reason you would want to sleep with Captain Kirk is if in the 25th Century they had cured all known STDs
Which isn't going to help Kirk. And had Mr. Clayton spent any significant time around the fairer sex, he would know the importance of a fine looking ass.
That Superman ranks higher than Batman, James T. Kirk, and Han Solo is just fucking ridiculous. Chicks dig Batman way more than Superman, and by "chicks" I mean I would have sex with Batman. Once we get a holodeck, it's going to be set to Batman/Star Trek/Star Wars Pervert Crossover until I get bored with that or, more likely, cripple myself.
There's a pretty good reason for not dating him, and that is he's an alien.
Except he was raised on Earth and in some continuities doesn't develop superpowers until puberty?
Fortunately, I found a better list that may have been written by an AU version of me: 14 Reasons Why Batman's My Dream Man An evil version who apparently would be willing to have a threesome with Hush.
First of all, I'm sure Gay Nerds would want to bang at least as many of the people on this list as I would. Which brings me to my second point: "But while most nerd boys pretty much only want to bone these heroines, many nerd girls would like to have a relationship with male heroes (which might also involve boning them, of course)."
I feel like this guy needs to be pointed to some of the dark, feminine corners of the internet so he can discover that women actually do have sex drives. Although given that I'm one of six women who don't have rape fantasies, maybe he should work his way up to that lest he get worse ideas.
Yes, Bruce Wayne is hot. You may even like him better when he is wearing the Batman outfit. However, getting killed by the Joker is pretty much what you have to look forward to. You see, the Joker is pretty much jealous of anyone that gets closer to Batman than he does as he and Batman obviously have some sort of underlying homoeroticism going on. In fact, if you aren't getting killed by the Joker, then you are probably going to walk in on Batman and the Joker going at it like a fat man on donuts. At that point, you may wish you were, in fact, dead.
Hmm, maybe he has found the Slash District. Also, why do people think Batman would sleep with the Joker? Having watched most of the Joker's scene in Batman XXX, I don't know how Harley manages. It's creepy. Which it should be, but...ewgh.
Stupid pairings aside, number of Bat-girlfriends killed by the Joker: 1. Rachael in TDK, and she sucks. Other than Kathy Kane/Batwoman I, I think Rachel's the only one who's been killed.
The only reason you would want to sleep with Captain Kirk is if in the 25th Century they had cured all known STDs
Which isn't going to help Kirk. And had Mr. Clayton spent any significant time around the fairer sex, he would know the importance of a fine looking ass.
That Superman ranks higher than Batman, James T. Kirk, and Han Solo is just fucking ridiculous. Chicks dig Batman way more than Superman, and by "chicks" I mean I would have sex with Batman. Once we get a holodeck, it's going to be set to Batman/Star Trek/Star Wars Pervert Crossover until I get bored with that or, more likely, cripple myself.
There's a pretty good reason for not dating him, and that is he's an alien.
Except he was raised on Earth and in some continuities doesn't develop superpowers until puberty?
Fortunately, I found a better list that may have been written by an AU version of me: 14 Reasons Why Batman's My Dream Man An evil version who apparently would be willing to have a threesome with Hush.