004 ♪ Dissolve the World in Ashes: ZOMBIE INVASION MELODRAMA

[klavierkavalier]

[ Phone: Backdated to the start of the outbreak. ]

[Austria has only seen a few zombies outside his window, at this point.]

Answer me quickly, what is the meaning of this?

[There is a long pause and a few faint screams that come from outside the house but can be heard through the phone.]

Did they just - How tasteless. [He sounds simultaneously

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[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Mr. Edelstein, there's a zombie infestation. Do you need someone to go get you?

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I am quite fine where I am. What exactly is a 'zombie', might I ask?

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

A creature of the undead. The only effective method of killing them is aiming for the brain, or if you're fond of stalling them, tearing their limbs off is also another option.

Though, do be wary of the bites. That's how you will be turned into one of them.

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I think I shall simply stay inside and avoid them.

[He doesn't really get this. At all.]

[Action: Somewhere in Mayfield]

[muskatli]

[Hours have passed since Austria's estimated arrival at 456 Stone st, and worry prompts Hungary to take matters into her own hands, after lamenting having let Austria leave his house at all.

The grinding noise of rubber burning against asphalt may be hardly audible over the grunts and groans of approaching zombies, hoping for a good Austrian meal, but there is a definite, sickening squelch when the oversized motorcycles runs over and brakes over the closest three in her path.]

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[klavierkavalier]

[Completely in shock is that Hungary did she just run over several zombies he doesn't even - ]

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[klavierkavalier]

[Once she gets within speaking range he fixes an even expression on his face. Priorities, Austria has them.]

Ungarn. My apologies, I intended for my arrival to be punctual, but it seems I took a wrong turn at some poi - [His apology is halted by a zombie grabbing his arm.]

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[muskatli]

[The flood of relief was soon washed away by imminent danger, and instinct took over. A gun is more efficient, but Hungary's first reaction is to reach for her helmet, instead, hurling it at the offending zombie--and knocking its head right off.]

Don't you dare touch mister Austria, you undead hooligan!

[ phone ]

[dutying]

[ Oh, now this is a voice Minako somewhat remembers from school.. ]

I think 'tasteless' is quite the understatement for this sort of situation.

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

Perhaps. But it was tasteless.

[ phone ]

[dutying]

Rather than worrying over whether it was done in taste or not, isn't it more important to find some place safe?

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I am inside my house.

[not here]

[heteropennae]

-But just as a note; Austria's not!daughter hasn't been home since the whole thing began.-

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[kickassncrafts]

[Kanji has to yell because what is this.]

What the hell are you doing?

[klavierkavalier]

[Sorry he can't hear you over the sound of musical genius.]

[kickassncrafts]

[He will just have to yell louder. He is pretty good at yelling.]

Don't you know what's going on?! You're gonna get them all comin' here and beating down the fucking--

[Or the door could just open right now because good job not locking it Austria.]

[klavierkavalier]

[Austria waves a hand in Kanji's direction in an attempt to silence him. He isn't going to speak over Mozart.

Luckily, that complication does not exist once three zombies break in through the window YEAH not the door so take that, knock the record player to the floor and start to move toward Austria and Kanji.

Austria scrambles to his feet, staring at the slowly approaching creatures. He glances back at Kanji.]

... I apologise. What were you saying?