I Am Shocked And Appalled At The Reverse Porky's That Has Happened Here!

[kleine_aster]

Sooooo, I'm home, it's raining, I got a huge chunk of work done, and that means it's MEME TIME! And because I love gossiping about ficitonal characters' love lives more than is probably healthy, I give you:

Give me a character from any fandom that I'm at least relatively familiar with, and I will talk about what he or she is like in bed. I'm too

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[lumcheng]

Hoho, auf so etwas habe ich nur gewartet :P

-> Oliver Queen :D (Smallville-version, wenn du kannst, ansonsten nehm ich auch comic-verse XD)

[nyx_chan]

Sorry fürs Einmischen, aber: Olliver Queen und Sex? Wieviele Postings soll die Antwort einnehmen? XD Und ganz viel Liebe in deine Richtung fürs Smallville-Verse!

[lumcheng]

Haha, Ollie und die Frauen *Buch auf Seite 1 aufschlag* Also...

XD~
Hah, danke - Smallville is einfach...! Ich habe keine Worte für all die Liebe, die ich für diese Serie empfinde XD

[nyx_chan]

OMG, lass uns bitte ein Zimmer nehmen!! @Smallville-Liebe

[rei17]

Dick.
Because.... his name is Dick.
(I'm sorry. XD)

[kleine_aster]

"Because.... his name is Dick."

That's great reasoning. Can't argue with that.

There's a Community quote from Troy (and I'm sorry, it's me mixing Batman and Community again), where he says: "I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than in lingerie, I just like to know that they're comfortable!" And that's totally Dick for me. He likes people to be comfortable, he likes people to feel great, and he probably also likes to give them mind-blowing orgasms because he's a compulsive people-pleaser. XD I also think he legitimately doesn't care about stuff like sexy underwear or the perfect setting or whatever, all he needs is a person he's into. And since he's dated alien women, villains and vigilantes, that means he's probably had sex in some pretty crazy places. ^^

We all know he's really flexible, and he puts that to good use, but he also has a short list of really really crazy moves that he only whips out in order to totally wow someone. And when that happens, the Kama Sutra doesn't have shit on him. He likes to be naked (he's kinda

[zolac_no_miko]

♥♥♥♥♥

HEADCANON! And this, Dick, is why we love you so very fucking much. *cuddles him and never lets go* You had me at the Troy quote. ♥

...I'm going to ignore that last bit about Burt Ward, though. *twitches*

[kleine_aster]

I don't really think he's much like Troy, but that quote was so totally Dick Grayson for me, I had to use it. ♥
(Also: Abed!Batman and Troy!Robin, make it happen, show! With scaly panties!)

Sorry I planted that Burt Ward image in your head, lol. Couldn't resist. XD

[zolac_no_miko]

Lol this should be hilarious: L. :D

[kleine_aster]

Bwaha! Good one

[zolac_no_miko]

Yeah, that's why I gave him to you, because I'm a mean person. Because as much fun as it is to slash L and Light, I didn't really spend a lot of time imagining L having sex. I LOVE HIM FOR HIS BRAIN, NOT HIS BODY.

His physicality would be an interesting thing to work around. He always touches things like... he doesn't really. Want. To be touching them. XD;

I think sex with L could be a really unusual, but maybe really rewarding experience. Again, he's REALLY STRANGE, but he could be... very focused.

...Also I'm remembering I promised you cosplay pics, HERE, I WENT TO FACEBOOK FOR YOU, THAT'S REAL LOVE, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. I don't have a lot of awesome pics... I did a photoshoot one year, but that was my Winry costume.

This used to be my Facebook profile pic, actually. I'm very fond of it. That's my Light sitting next to me; that was the year we went together, with handcuffs. ♥

[kleine_aster]

OH GOOD. I was feeling dumb because I've had such a hard time imagining L in sexual situation, but I'm not the only one. XD But it was interesting to think about. You're right that he has a peculiar approach to touching and being touched. Like, he obviously has some physicality because he knows how to assert himself, but he definitely has a strange relationship with it. Also, the "focused" part is completely right. XD

You found the pictures! AWESOME. :D You make a great L! I want to fistbump you so hard now. XD The profile pic is really cool and it's awesome that you got a Light with you. The other two pictures are freaking adorable, too. You hold that Pocky box, L, you hold it and you never let go! ♥

[zolac_no_miko]

ALSO ALFRED PENNYWORTH. (Oh god, already traumatized just thinking about it, why am I like this? XD)

[kleine_aster]

Lol, I don't think it's that traumatizing! I mean, come to think of it, if he was a little less old Alfred would be an awesome dude to date. He's got great manners, he's smart, he's witty, he probably has great taste in food and drinks, and he can stitch you back up if you happen to get mauled by a bear. XD

Anyway, I'm actually convinced that Alfred was a really wild and rowdy guy in his youth (because, have you ever met a pack young British guys? I mean seriously.). Probably not a womanizer/man-whore because he's always been a gentleman and he don't treat people like that, but I'm sure that guy has some stories. XD He's so capable that I don't believe for a second that he's a stuffy, non-adventurous person. There's probably at least one foxy Secret Service agent with his initials still tattooed on their ass. :D

As a result though, I don't think he does One Night Stands anymore because he's over that. I can actually really imagine Alfred having a nice, age-appropriate friend with benefits out there. His life doesn't allow for a

[zolac_no_miko]

Lol, no, I know, you get to see some young Alfred in this one Batman: Streets of Gotham story, and he is badass and sexy as hell. It's just hard for me to think about him that way because... IT'S LIKE HE'S MY DAD. IT'S LIKE HE'S EVERYONE'S DAD!

Honestly, I totally ship him with Dr. Leslie Thompson. XDD

[kleine_aster]

Yeah, I know what you mean. He's like a den mother or something. A really really cool, badass den mother. XD

And I was totally thinking of Leslie when I wrote that friends with benefits bit. NOW ENJOY THE MENTAL IMAGE OF ALFRED SMACKING HER ASS FOR ALL ETERNITY :D

[somali77]

Jason Todd.

I´m just going to leave that here and hope you´re still replying. Kannst auch auf Deutsch antworten. As you like it. ;)

[kleine_aster]

Of course I am! I love this meme! :D (Hope it's fine I'm doing this in English to go with the other replies. ^^)

First off, Jason is my fandom bicycle. I like tension in relationships and since he has tension with pretty much everyone, there's almost no pairing with him that I can't imagine. XD

He'd be great. I can't tell you exactly why I think that, but I'm pretty sure he'd be great. I think once he finds himself in an intimate situation with someone, he'd be perfectly open and very at ease with his own kinks and desires. He's kind of a world-weary, jaded type, and he's been humiliated many times, so he doesn't care about protecting his pride, or projecting an imagine of himself. It'd be just pleasure. And I know fandom likes dominance and aggresson, but I think much like Dick up there, he'd actually be very nice and generous. Because he's another one whose life is mostly strife, battle, and complications, I think he'd be pretty ecstatic to do something that's just fun for a change. Maybe a little overzealous, even. XD