When I was in elementary school, my guidance counselor used to say that thoughts that started with "if only" were never positive thoughts.
She was right.
Fuck everyone.
I don't know why everyone is so bent on uniting to make me sorry I ever left, but they're doing a fantastic job. That being said, I hope that no one is narcissistic enough to think that (s)he was/is the sole cause of my rotten mood, nor niave enough to think that (s)he didn't contribute.