Here's a dream I had last night. It's gross and involves female stuff so don't read it if you don't want to be grossed out.
I was in the back of a big lecture hall (164 Beury). The professor was talking about giving women head during their periods. He called it "slurping a rainbow" and asked for a show of hands of women who were menstruating. In my dream I was, but I didn't put my hand up because I thought it was pretty creepy. Then I said that period head was nasty and disgusting, and all these women in the lecture hall started shouting rude things at me. One girl threatened to sabotage my grades so I couldn't ever graduate college, and another girl spat on the top of my head as she walked by. I turned around and someone had pissed in my mug of tea. And the whole time, I'm having a conversation with the girl sitting next to me about how soymilk has a distinctive taste, and how I didn't like to use creamer made of soy in my tea (which I've never actually tried but she had Nutella-flavored soy creamer in my dream).
WTF.