Dear Human Race

[klep]

You know what, I'm not a good person for the most part. I don't actively seek to help the less fortunate than I. I complain. I bitch. And I constantly think of awesome pranks and tricks I can pull on people. Nothing too severe but again, not nice. But heres the thing, its not my intial goal to piss everyone off. I go for shock humor by suggesting

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[mel_shanker]

I will be sure not to make you pissed off.
I just kidding with you.
About the whole shanking thing, they really made a bruise on me and they drag me across the field with two people at my legs and two people at my arms so I couldn't hold on to my shorts.
It was bad.

[klep]

i'd suggest you scream that they will rue the day,
and also vow massive vengence

[anonymous]

way to post the same thing twice genius. yeah i'm being rude. i'm not scared. bring it.
- nate

p.s.
I'M DRIVIN' WITH IVAN!!!!