1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: He waved me off, I said, "What kind of service, sir?" HA! Prostitution, boy!
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: The giant stack of Hello Kitty monthly calendars i got from sanrio.com that are taped to the wall.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Chuck and Buck. AWESOME movie.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 3:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 3:18
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: the click-clack of the computer keys, the ding of an IM, and Bjork
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: pssh, when I left work. it was nice an rainy, too. *dreamy sigh*
9: What are you wearing?: a smile.
10: Did you dream last night? I think so?
11: When did you last laugh? hmmm...it seems its been awhile....
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: an AFI poster, a satanic amount of hello kitty paraphenelia, an Ichiro Poster, a My Little Pony picture, more calendars than I need, a hot topic bag with Jack on the front...
13: Seen anything weird lately? *shifty eyes*
14: What do you think of this quiz? Gives me something to do while my porn is downloading.
15: What is the last film you saw? School of Rock
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A pimpin' house in LA, and tickets for all my peeps to come live with me.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I ate a LiteBrite lightbulb when I was a kid.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd make everyone mute.
19: Do you like to dance? Only in my undiepants.
20: George Bush. Antichrist?: No, the pope is.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Miriam Leonore
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Smith Junior
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? Hell yeah! All up in Japan with them x-dressers!
23: Will you pass on this survey? No.