Oh, and also, there's a rat in our house.

[klerkert]

I feel like sexy shoes aren't sexy anymore if you can't walk while you're wearing them. I talked to Brittany, who wears lots of sexy shoes, and she told me the trick is practice. I guess that's what you ask for, when you buy insensible shoes. And these shoes aren't just insensible, they're crazy.

Portland was fantastic, and even that's an

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I find shoes exy

[anonymous]

I'm wondering what the definition of sexy is. I thought it was a term describing someone/something with sex appeal. However, in my experience there are only two kinds of people who find shoes sexy. Women, and Gay Men. I know you're not a lesbian (unless Abe is a woman!!!) so we'll skip that demographic. The second is Gay Men, and well there is really no need for you to look sexy for them, is there? There is one more too, you. That would be confusing, for me at least, if you were trying to seduce yourself... Hmm. Just a coupla thoughts. So, shoes are obviously necessary, and not just plain shoes cuz they have to match the outfit. I just think that sexy isn't the best word for them. I have a solution. Since "sexy" shoes would most likely be worn with a sexy outfit, we'll call them exy. Because, they don't turn people on, but without them your outfit would (in most cases) look ridiculous in public. Therefore, I know pronounce, with all the powers of being a self-proclaimed He-man of the People, dub all "sexy" shoes EXY

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[phaenix_ash]

i'm ganking your icon w/ credit. it's wonderful. did you make it?