Comments | klh: Myth #2: Gnomes are vegetarians.

klh

Myth #2: Gnomes are vegetarians.

Jan 29, 2005 21:27

Ma's scary rabbit-eating Gnome.

( Grrr )

Comments 6

fille_du_peuple January 30 2005, 03:21:48 UTC

Ooh! Where'd you get that? It is kinda skeery.
His eyes look real in those photos. They have the follow-you-wherever Jesus quality.

klh January 30 2005, 05:05:17 UTC

Oddly enough, JoAnne Fabrics. A lady at work told me of her encounter with shelves and shelves of Gnomes there and I ventured forth.

Yes, it has those beady little eyes the FOLLOW YOU.
I think he will sleep in the garage tonight.

marilyn January 30 2005, 04:33:59 UTC

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my own skerry, smart ass GNOME!!!!!!!Now if I can just learn a skerry GNOME voice I will have very obedient bobbies.

klh January 30 2005, 05:09:44 UTC

ahaha - and very wary neighbors, should *they* hear the skeery GNOME voice.

I think it would be funny to have 4 or 5 of these guys and place them around a cauldron in the front yard. Every few days have something different... one gnome goes missing and there's a small, fresh grave with them all standing at attention - at Halloween they can have skeery costumes, at Christmas we can have a Gnome nativity...

fille_du_peuple January 30 2005, 05:37:15 UTC

Haha! That would be awesome!
Or you could put them in the trees for a Gnome Family Robinson or have one laying on the ground missing a leg with another one hovering over it-The Donner Gnomes. There are so many possibilities!

klh January 30 2005, 23:49:32 UTC

I've seriously given thought to having 2 of them standing together on valentine's day holding a sign saying "We support gnome marriage".

Yes, I think it's a plan... if I didn't think people might steal them.