Your Hillbilly Name Is...
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As many of you already know the sole purpose of my move to the western portion of these "United" States, is to find a tattoo artist that can properly realize my dream of a full drider or dryder as it alternatively spelled, backpiece. Then of course, with my tattoo prominently displayed, be featured in an Asian porn video. For those uninformed in ( Read more... )

Job hunting in full swing now, does anyone enjoy this activity? How I hate the feeling of walking around with your hand out, desperately trying to say or do whatever it takes to get this behind the desk to understand that you can do whatever the hell he wants, thats if you even get an interview. And to these ends, I never know what the hell anyone ( Read more... )

Thanks to my good friend Brad I am now officially the only MO holdout on the Western side of the nation, the Northern regions of CA having evidently fallen to the agents of Brimstone. That said, I am eyeboning for employment in order to keep my cover on this sad portion of the fringe ( Read more... )

The rules are simple! Re-post this with your user name and the title of the most fucked-up film you have ever watched ( Read more... )

Good Evening Mr. Mrs. Brown Town and all the ships at sea. Dateline, Tampa, NEw WOrld Ybor, Sunday around 6 or 7ish Refereshing beverages to be had with Klink, Mounts et al deciding to attend, Mounts promise pizza, possible hi jinx should DOuglas and wife attend, STOP ( Read more... )

Your walk is:
A Mix of Hopping, Dancing and Writhing in Pain


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Today I began looking around at a lot of the stuff that I left behind when I went to Japan. It was stuff that for some reason I felt I needed, things that others turned thier noses up at my yard sale, I crammeded into any box I could find behind the liquor store that was unstained. And there had already been a great cull after the yard sale, so don ( Read more... )

Sad days indeed. I am having to get up and go to Starbucks like 2 hours earlier than usual ( Read more... )

Today the creature graciously states in passing that he will allow me to continue reading. "Thanks", I reply. Then, in a sort of strange and unnerving and yes, completely predictable way, he leans back around the corner of the coffee shop, you know, like it just occurred to him, to say "hey, we should get together with all the folks we used to know ( Read more... )