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[klsushi]

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Ride a mechanical bull in drag.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Tip a cow.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door

Comments

[hotnsaxxy]

I can't say that I can see a cow to tip, but I do know where you can find a chick next door to get pregnant.

[savvygal]

you could tip the bronze cows on the St. Paul campus.

[klsushi]

sweet. although this may be a little more difficult than i originally anticipated. i'm not exactly sure if its possible for a girl to dress in drag. i guess i could cross-dress as i guy in drag. that might work. and are the bronze cows on the st paul campus actually made out of bronze? i guess i'm not too informed about bovine classifications. And now that you've found me a girl next door to get pregnant, I just have to work out how exactly I'm going to do that. And I'm a little behind on the one orgasm per hour thing already. Drat. I fail at life!

[psychoblair]

those are some pretty high goals... i like them...