Here's the long awaited answer to your questions of when will I be on TV?
HGTV Keep in mind the following:
1. I am NOT an actor
2. I did it for the publicity/exposure
3. It was scripted
4. it was a degrading and humiliating experience
Watch at your own risk. Laugh if you want, I won't get my feelings hurt.
November 8th 12p and 5p on HGTV.