seriously

[klynn44]

Dear Asshole,

Is it really necessary to run very quickly on the treadmill next to me while juggling three balls? Really? .....really?
I'm not watching you because I'm impressed. I keep staring glaring at you because I want you to drop the balls, trip over them, and grind your face off. Y'see, in my head I'm repeating "Faceplant on the

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[sarabentley]

someone was juggling while running on a treadmill??? this is ridiculous. he/she needs help. seriously.

[klynn44]

And he was wearing this expensive looking white Nike polo.
And he was a giant bag of douche.
Srrriously.

K

[uwecsweetie]

I laughed out loud.

[caziques]

Sorry people are d-bags.
However, your voicemail was the best thing EVER. I laughed out loud, and when you're surrounded by marble, that shit carries.

[kuhflecken]

Now THAT'S talent.