Here I am...

[kmartinryan]

Missouri, what a weird place. I wonder if I can get a minority scholarship for not being married at my age. I never thought I'd have to look at a woman's left ring-finger before. Craziness. Their not just married, but they also have KIDS! That's just plain scary

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When in Rome...

[erineryan]

You need to find yourself a woman! You have two weeks until Vinny gets married... maybe you can save us all a trip by getting married that same weekend! Better hurry.