Captain America at the Singles Party

[knaaks]

One evening, Captain America, the horny SUPER HERO fag, was sitting in his room feeling rather excited. He was fantisising vigorously about all the porn stars that he had fucked in life. He realized that life is not always just a cunt full of cream. He also realized that he was 69 years old and that his costume was starting to tear at the

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[degaetus]

What the fuck is this shit?! This has stained my friends list. I am very sad. D:

[knaaks]

Captain America Mad Libs from... my best guess is 1991 or 92

[jtigerclaw]

I thought this was some weird ass Mad Libs shit. O.o

Still, reminds me of some crazy stories I wrote a few years ago... the style though, not the overtly sexual tones. They were pretty hilarious, much like this.

[knaaks]

Dude, I need to send you some stickers and stuff, email me your address or something, or go back a few posts I made about sending out letters and post it there! knaaksbgh@yahoo.com