First celebrity death since George Carlin to make me sad.

[knastymike]

HI THERE, KNASTYMIKE HERE.

AH MAN, BILLY MAYS IS DEAD. IN HONOR OF ONE OF THE GREATEST SHILLS OF OUR TIME, THIS POST IS IN ALL-CAPS. I'M GONNA GO DO SOME LAUNDRY WITH OXI-CLEAN BLEACH ALTERNATIVE. IT CLEANS THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR GARMENTS!

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[ovary]

I WANT MY TOPSY TAIL BACK THAT I HAD WHEN I WAS A KID. WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[sarkiran]

PROSTITUTES WOULD LOVE A PRODUCT THAT CLEANS THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR GARMENTS.

POUR SOME ORANGE GLO FOR MAYS.

[made_of_paradox]

And, geez, I used Oxy-Clean today before I even heard about him dying!

(It doesn't make the towels smell as weird as bleach does, and they needed something....)

[red_tanya]

WHY IS NOBODY YELLING LOUDLY ENOUGH ABOUT THIS?