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[knaveswitness]

[Without doubt, that is a grown man, barefoot, in his pajamas, huddled underneath a blanket he has wrapped around him like a hood ala a five year old boy. Definitely a winner, right here. He looks really put out, too.]I finally think I can take a nap and get a good rest, and this is how the world repays me? I'll be filing a complaint with the

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[a_parting_word]

[ ...........oh, what a poor, miserable, pitiable gentlema - ]

[a_parting_word]

[a_parting_word]

[ WHO'S BUYING THAT, YOU SICK OLD MAN????

They should have you skinned in the piazza for reducing precious, precious Maaaaaaaster to 'bunny owner,' what is wrong with you - ]

[ video ] done!

[a_parting_word]

[ Everything is wrong with you.

You're absolutely incorrigible. And you're going blind, you self-sufficient, stubborn - ]

...your 'l's resemble your 'e's too closely.

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[brobeforehos]

That's... unusual.

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[knaveswitness]

Many things in this world are. The trick is- what do you think is unusual?

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[brobeforehos]

Well, I always thought the elderly asked for younger staff to live youth vicariously through them...

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[knaveswitness]

What a pure minded young lady I have before me- ah. Refreshing.

[baitswitch]

[what about heroes from 100 years ago. YOUR LIST SUCKS.]

Quite the spirited entry from such an old fellow.

[knaveswitness]

[His list intentionally omits you, you git.

He is seriously plotting all up in this bitch already. And needs to know if you're spirit!Jack or 100!Jack.]

What can I say, I'm spry for my age.

[baitswitch]

[And it is thus invalid.

PLOT ON, KEVIN. Needs to, huh.]

Have a care. We wouldn't want you to overtax yourself, regardless.

[knaveswitness]

[it should probably be noted these replies come with a somewhat lengthy gap between them.]

Thank you for the concern. Kindness from strangers is a bit embarrassing, but.