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[kneedrawp]

Someone on eBay has lodged a complaint against me because they didn't receive a package that I sent.

Under the cut is a transcript of their complaint:

Comments

[thane]

YO WAT I DNT UNDERSTAN Y I CANT RECIVE GAME U HAVNT SHOWN ME ANYTING SO HOW AM I SPOOSED TO NO

[benchilada]

HAY DON YO TALK TO NEED MEE FR ANY!

[thane]

MAN I DNT EVN NO WAT UR TRYN TO SAY

[jimthefly]

I tried to translate this, but Babelfish doesn't have Idiot to English.

[lishd]

what? you stole his horse?

[bigfootkevin]

Shoulda just told him that you're on a boat.

[arachnophilia]

man, idiocy like that needs to be written in comic sans.

[kneedrawp]

or Curlz MT.

[jimthefly]

Hell, it'd be easier on the brain translated into Cyrillic Wingdings.