I've given this a lot of thought. Elena Gilbert v. Bella Swan.

One of them is a popular high school girl who falls in love with a vampire that doesn't eat humans and is then caught up in a love triangle between that vampire and his slightly more evil brother because she looks like this bitch Katherine who turned them into vampires in the first ( Read more... )

Note to self: avoid internet when PMS-ing.

This is not just comedian notes; I seriously became my own worst nightmare two days ago when I bitched out this person on the internet. I hate people who are aggressive and mean online because it's like, would you say that to someone's face? And yeah, okay, maybe in that exact moment I would have said worse ( Read more... )

My mother makes friends wherever she goes. No, that's not entirely accurate. She has friends wherever she goes. And she goes a lot of places, so I have to wonder if she has some magic power that transplants at least one acquaintance in a location of her choosing and rewrites history so that they've been in said place forever. I'm not joking here.

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It's not even that big of a deal. It's not. I don't care.

Fuck it.

I do care. It's so fucking obnoxious.

FF.net is fucking with my head. Maybe its just for me, but this is the second time in two weeks where the stats page has been defunct. It keeps trying to tell me that no one has checked out my story which is BULLSHIT because I've gotten 9 new ( Read more... )

Okay, so I've all but finished "Five"s Chapter 2. Mostly I'm in the editing process right now, with two and a half more scenes to write, all of which are kind of dull. At least they are to my somewhat exhausted brain. But they aren't very long.

It's interesting; when I first started writing Chapter 2 I worked on making it a lot like Chapter 1, with ( Read more... )

Oh Christopher Heyerdahl, you so are the man
No one plays Jack the Ripper the way that you can
You look good bald or with hair on your head
If you ever stopped acting I might fall down dead

Oh Christopher Heyerdahl, I kneel at your feet
You're the only celebrity I'd ever like to meet
The overall awesomeness of your every move
Convinced me to watch that ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm aware it's been the new year for about eighteen hours now, and good for the new year. I'm busily typing away and eating cookies. I didn't expect "Five" Chapter 2 to be so much work but finalizing everything has just been a complete bitch because writing about summer heat in the miserable weather of California's winter is a mite challenging ( Read more... )

No, I haven't actually been swimming. But I was on a plane, coming back fom Santa Fe, and for the first time in my life (understand here that I've been on planes since I was two, and always at the very least twice a year) I got the altitude ear thing. Usually, I fly well. Not today. I'm still sort of out of it hearing-wise, but for a while I could ( Read more... )

Okay, so I was just re-reading "Judged" because that's what I do when I want to make sure I'm on the right track for the next chapter/part, and I've discovered that the last three chapters in the story kind of... drag. I don't know precisely why. I think I'll go back and re-edit them when I have the time, probably before I post "Changed" up for the ( Read more... )

Well, I could complain about how sick and period-ed I still am, but what good would that do? No good, that's what. So instead I'm going to talk about an issue that's been on my mind for weeks: Chapter 2 of "Five."

Chapter 2 is, for lack of a better term, the "sex" chapter of the story. I mean, there's some sex in the following chapters, but in ( Read more... )