i spend my whole life looking for mindblowing sex. i'm capable of doing my part, but finding a girl who shares the passion is tough. i've been with approximately 23 girls in my 26 years on earth and i've only found two who blew my mind. one is my ex-wife and the other moved to california and doesn't return my emails anymore.
the biggest failure of my life in this regard was when i went to visit california girl over the summer and came uneventfully within 5 minutes each of the three times we fucked. i didn't make her cum once. my life's biggest failure. dammit.
You Evan darling, are an amazingly crazy funny wild and happy guy who always makes me smile. You know when to leave a message on someone's IM... you know when to call... you know when to listen and when to talk... you know when to crack your crazy jokes... and although you for some reason think girls like wrestling... you brighten my life with your light. LOVE YOU
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the biggest failure of my life in this regard was when i went to visit california girl over the summer and came uneventfully within 5 minutes each of the three times we fucked. i didn't make her cum once. my life's biggest failure. dammit.
(that feels good...thanks)
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there was a college student.
they didn't sleep well last nite.
they're mad tired right now.
all they want is a cig... but not alone...
ok... end of story
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