A survey thats actually entertaining!

Oct 18, 2007 16:02

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode, so who would you blow up?
I'm going with Angelpez on this one...Bin Laden


2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who is that? Plain White T's.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I have to pick one? Because these people are in r/l, I will not put names. T, H, N, C, A, & T.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
ah, behold the power of cheese. I love them all.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich and every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind do you make?
Thinly sliced smoked turkey, with bacon, honey mustard, spinach, mayo, and swiss cheese, on lightly toasted honey wheat bread with sunflower seeds baked in.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
GYAH.....uh, Johnny Depp, no, Heath Ledger, no Johnny, no...oh crap. Toss a coin! NO, Heath Ledger in a knights tale, cause he's buff as hell in it!! mmmmmmm

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Dave Navarro...mmmmmdavemmmmmm

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a $100 bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
an std test. I just slept with a movie star and a musician...are you kidding me?! And no, I didn't let them wear condoms...dammit, I wanna have their babies!! :)

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ecuador to see Jon. I'm tired of the meaningless sex, now I need something real!

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is...?
Pumpkin Spice latte from Starbucks

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Senior year. Man I'd like a re-do on that one!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I'm the goddess and everyone must worship me.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Surely it would be a comedy...um, how about "Secret Life of a Fat Military Wife"

15. What is your favorite curse word?
Hell

16. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
Unravel them.

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Get the kids, prop open the door so the animals can get out, call 911.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
be with my family

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Mind reader!!!

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
the moment I realized Jon was the one.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The first deployment

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?
Ireland

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. If you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Dun Leavys, crap, wait, they changed the name...its O' something er other now. lol

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question...If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out…you've suddenly gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and say "Check it out…I can FLY!"
I'd make a pit stop at Aleatha's house on my way to Dee's!

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. Which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Kurt Cobain

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