voicemail; enjoy your trolling~reed4contextFebruary 13 2011, 08:17:28 UTC
[ The speaker has a deep, unrecognizable voice and seems quite serious. ]
Hello, Fran, this is Loire of CCARH, Concerned Citizens Against Ridiculous Hats, and we've recently received complaints that your hat is particularly offensive. After viewing photographic evidence we have decided to take the case against you, and you will be indicted in City courts within the next month unless you surrender the hat and pay the customary fine. If you'd like to discuss your options or have need of our ridiculous hat support group, please feel free to contact CCARH at [ this disconnected number ]. We work for the comfort of our members, one hat at a time.
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Hello, Fran, this is Loire of CCARH, Concerned Citizens Against Ridiculous Hats, and we've recently received complaints that your hat is particularly offensive. After viewing photographic evidence we have decided to take the case against you, and you will be indicted in City courts within the next month unless you surrender the hat and pay the customary fine. If you'd like to discuss your options or have need of our ridiculous hat support group, please feel free to contact CCARH at [ this disconnected number ]. We work for the comfort of our members, one hat at a time.
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