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eight. [video]
[Hey City. How you doin'. Good? Awesome. Space is cool, right? Alien planets are awesome, yeah? Getting abducted by aliens is the best thing ever. Especially when they think your stupid frog hat is sentient, and you are royalty by default ( Read more... ) -
seven. [video]
[OH WOW. HAVEN'T YOU MISSED SEEING THIS GUY AROUND? You know, deep down in the cockles of your heart, he has missed you, too. So very much he could barf. Really. His flat, deadpan expression is proof. Yes indeed.]Hi ( Read more... ) -
six. [video]
[Fran's face is only visible for a couple seconds before he holds out a pineapple as if it were a piece of toxic waste.]
Somebody take this pineapple. I don't want it anymore. It keeps laughing in that weird way my Master does.
[DO YOU HEAR THAT KU FU FU FU~? IT'S THE GD PINEAPPLE.] -
five.[action + video]
[Look to the skies.
IT’S A BIRD. IT’S A PLANE. IT’S A-
a-
Giant mecha harpy??!?
Why, yes. It is a very dashing mecha harpy, too- bright red and silver, with a black, flowing scarf (don’t ask). Before it engages the real harpies, it takes time to pose heroically CAPTAIN GINYU, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE. This is quite gratifying, seeing as the ( Read more... ) -
four. [video]
[For like, five minutes, Fran is just sitting with his cheek cushioned against his palm, staring at the camera.
AND THEN-]
Where do stupid people come from?
[ooc; ASK A STUPID QUESTION CURSE....SOB.] -
two. [video]
[SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST....
There is a tree.
And hanging from that tree is a pinata/doll/construct of everyone's favorite mean girl. An illusion, of course, but one of those real ones that only a few special snowflakes illusionists can manage ( Read more... ) -
one. [video]
[PICTURE THIS. Two froggy eyes just. Staring at you. And staring. And staaaaaaaring.
That is, until the camera shakes, the screen flickers, and things stabilize. So…now instead of just froggy eyes staring at you, you’ve got froggy eyes and Fran staring at you. Dude’s wearing a frog hat.]
For the record, I did not touch anything.
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