i know i drive a wood panelled minivan with mild to moderately ridiculous bumper stickers but i do not remember there being a sign on it that says "please vandalize me
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I was hanging out with one of my robot friends today. We went to the library. I read my horoscope while he read the dictionary. We learned about the word exculpate
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all right...every freakin' day i come home and kill about 12 flies. this is the most annoying and disgusting game. i hate the little bastards and i don't know where they're coming from. grrrrrrr
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crazy, crazy things going on in the world. one of those things is the story about getting evicted from my apartment because they're going to tear the fucking building down. if you want to hear more about that let me know
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It's too bad that it's 2005. Dressing up like a pirate doesn't seem nearly as fantastic as being one. If only it were 1905. Then I would pillage and plunder like there was no tomorrow. Drink rum and sail the seas.