When all the limbs are numb and clean, And you're in transit, dream to dream, I'll drift there to you, lazybones.

What do you call drunk texting, but sober? I definitely just avoided that ( Read more... )

On the one hand, who leaves their friends at 11pm to go bone some douchebag they don't even like that much?

On the other hand, I know I'd do the same thing. I think. At this point.

Sometimes I want to throw it all away, apologize, and ask for her back.


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... You become That Guy, you turn up at all the shows, you wear your name badge in the street for hours after the show to help people recognise you just in case, you start urinating in the bed at night and find that it somehow feels comforting and right, you pay whores to read from a special script you wrote while they rummage around in your ( Read more... )

My evening commute was an hour and 50 minutes today, most of that stuck in stop and go traffic. Then I had a shot of Aberlour 16. IMMD

Yet another married friend from the highschool era ( Read more... )

Interwebs, you bore me! People are so much more interesting!

Courtesy of Mr. Semple...

Although “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” is considered to be the shortest sentence that includes all the letters of the alphabet, alcohol lovers came up with one of their own “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.”

that and 19 other boozy tidbits at: Leave a comment

I've been watching "way too much" Doctor Who

(where "way too much" really just means "a satisfying amount" since the former doesn't really make sense...)