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[knight_of_three]

Fear not ladies of the city,I, a grand royal Knight in shining armor, have come to save you all! Jump into my waiting arms so that I may encase you in protection and spare you from greedy hands of evil men who wish to violate you. Press your heaving bosoms to my chest as I embrace you, and I will reciprocate with passionate vows against your

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[akaladybasene]

The men today... They're terrible!

[knight_of_three]

A lovely lady steps up! And what trials befall her. Will she allow a handsome knight whisk her away to safety?

[akaladybasene]

I would allow such a knight to take me away from these trials I face. I fear for my safety.

[knight_of_three]

Then you'll be among the first. What is it that ails you, my lady? I will climb any mountain, swim through any river, and soar through every sky to rescue you.

see her trauma

[justasystem]

at least it's not Xing-ke /)_(\ ?

[knight_of_three]

Another young princess has stepped up! Shall I scale a wall to get you down, my love?

True?

[justasystem]

You don't lo-

No!

[knight_of_three]

Then brave the torrential rapist of the east sea to rescue you? What kind of prison do they have such a tender morsel of beauty locked up in?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

UH, no. This is fucking disgusting.

[knight_of_three]

Is it so disgusting to love and to want to protect that love?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

When you're acting fucking cheesier than The Notebook and Titanic combined then yeah, it's a fucking crime.

[knight_of_three]

I don't know what you are speaking of. I am merely declaring my wish to keep all these fair, young and beautiful maidens safe.

[pitfallen]

Touch me and die.

[knight_of_three]

Are you also in need? A resistant woman behaves only as such because she has been hurt in the past.

Who was it that harmed you? Allow me to avenge your honor.

[pitfallen]

What the hell are you talking about?

NOT INTERESTED.

[knight_of_three]

Keeping such a beautiful young maiden away from greedy hands, of course! Shall I carry you away to safety ?

[primrosella]

...A knight?

[knight_of_three]

In shining armor. Does another woman need saving? You will have my solemn promise that I won't let anyone bring you harm.

[primrosella]

Thank you for the kind offer, but unless you can tell me of a way out of this city, I'm afraid I'm not in need of any saving at the moment.

[knight_of_three]

That seems to be impossible, but while you are caught in these city walls and oppressed by ogres, allow me to remain by your side and keep you safe.