Calif. Woman, 62, Gives Birth to Baby Boy ( Read more... )

In the northwestern Pakistan city of Peshawar, prayer leader Mohammed Yousaf Qureshi announced a $1 million bounty for killing a cartoonist to about 1,000 people outside the Mohabat Khan mosque ( Read more... )

BEIRUT, Lebanon (AP) - The leader of Hezbollah, heading a march by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims Thursday, said President Bush and his secretary of state should "shut up'' after they accused Syria and Iran of fueling protests over cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad."Defending the prophet should continue all over the world. Let Condoleezza ( Read more... )

"I've gotten that a lot. I'm just like, gimme a sec!

And my brain's like, *sigh* fine.

Then we prance around, me and my brain."

-Jimmy, on being tired.

Man in Pokey After Reporting Purloined Pot

OREM, Utah (AP) - An man who called police to report the theft of a quarter-pound of marijuana was arrested when police recovered the bag of pot and then invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.Kory C. Tippetts, 18, identified the pot as his and then was arrested and booked into ( Read more... )

I don't remember who it was who told me they like the song "15 Beers Ago," but Deaf Pedestrians will be at the Apple Store in Willow Bend mall on February 11th at 4:00 PM. Free to public.

So whoever it was, hopefully I'll see you there.

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A starving Kenyan woman placed a powerful tribal curse on God, accusing him of sending famine, and died in her sleep, local newspapers said Thursday.The woman from eastern Kenya's drought-ravaged Kangundo district decided to invoke a dreaded oath from the Kamba community, famed for its potent witchcraft, media reports said ( Read more... )

Worst weatherman ever.

Not even joking.

More and more I can't say no ( Read more... )

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