A Nice Story I told to KnittedPippin

Aug 16, 2006 15:46

This is the amazing story of the Glen Coe massacre and every word is true, you can double check it here!.


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shirebound August 17 2006, 01:07:21 UTC
My goodness, K.M., I never realized that food could be such a dangerous business!

And that definitely looks like an appetizer for two healthy hobbits. Hope you enjoyed your whole meal, and escaped with no food-related injuries!

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knittedmerry August 17 2006, 18:33:59 UTC
Dear shirebound

Food is a serious business and sometimes dangerous when it falls into the wrong hands. However, I am fully qualified to handle most comestibles, banquets, feasts, repasts, dinners, breakfasts, teas, elevenses, brunches, and suppers.

I am also licensed to eat! Food-related injuries are an occupational hazard I am afraid!

Yours truly,
K. M. The Mag

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shirebound August 17 2006, 22:30:56 UTC
I just received your Magnificent Postcard, K.M.! If you would be so kind, please gather KnittedPippin, Llinos, and Marigold together and let them know how thrilled and excited I am to be remembered during your most recent Adventure. I'm sure Anso had a wondrous time with all of you, that lucky girl.

Carbisdale Castle looks lovely. Perhaps you might choose it as the guest house for your future Royal Residence?

*hugs and loves*

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shirebound August 17 2006, 22:33:55 UTC
Oh, and I'd love to know what Och Aye Th'Noo means! (Whatever the meaning, it must be Magnificent.)

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ziyal August 17 2006, 06:42:39 UTC
Dear knittedmerry,

Thank you for sharing that interesting story with us.It remindes me of eating a good balanced diet with lots of fluids and only wisiting the restaurant with the big "M" from time to time!

Your meal looks tasty, but remember not to eat it too often

yours
ziyal

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knittedmerry August 17 2006, 18:37:14 UTC
Dearest ziyal

Thank you for your concern, but I only ever eat the same meal once, since once it is digested it is rather difficult to (and unpleasant) to eat it again!

Yours truly,
K. M. The Mag

PS knittedpippin says some of his friends eat their dinners several times over, but I think they are mostly cows.

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marigoldg August 17 2006, 16:00:42 UTC
Dear KM,

I am really impressed with your superb knowledge of history! The little known details you possess about this (and every other subject) are fascinating, and I never tire of hearing your facts and explanations.

I particularly was interested to learn about Ronald. As you no doubt know, his descendant, also named Ronald (and possessing the family hair) is still the keeper of the Secret Sauce recipe.

I am eager to hear someday about your thoughts on the King of Burgers and his rivalry with the Clan MacDonald.

Much Love to you and KnittedPippin,

Marigold

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hobbitsandkilts August 18 2006, 00:05:05 UTC
Dear KnittedMerry,

What an interesrting story. The chibi thought it was funny and a bit scary.
Then again he think Ronald might possiably be a Sith.

Hugs and Kiss

Shawna & Chibi

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knittedmerry August 18 2006, 14:43:29 UTC
Dear Shawna and Chibi

It was actually more than a bit scary Chibi, on account of all the dead and slain MacDonalds! Haven't you ever asked yourself exactly what goes into those yummy hamburgers?

Yours truly,
K. M. The Mag

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hobbitsandkilts August 18 2006, 19:55:39 UTC
Dear KnittedMerry

After watching a documentary, in my nutrition class, on what eating every meal of the day at McDonald's for thirty days does to the body, we really don't eat there that much, unless Chibi wants the Happy Meal toy. Then I put aside my health concerns and get him one.

There was a very high yuck factor to it. *shudders*

Hugs and Kisses

Shawna and Chibi

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pecos August 18 2006, 04:45:19 UTC
Dear KnittedMerry, most Illustrious and Illuminated,

Thank you v. much for the informative history lesson, as well as the lovely photos of your voyages about Scotland. I am sure that Scotland has been v. excited to be hosting your Magnif self and companions -- in fact I believe that it has been bragging to Germany and Costa Rica on some websites.

I hope that you have considered using your Magnif and Excellent personal charisma to convince the MacDonalds Clan to do a bit of alteration on their menus. After all, there isn't a SINGLE mushroom dish or tasty pudding listed anywhere. Perhaps they could introduce the Magnificent KnittedMerry Mushroom Pasty or something? It would doubtless be a tremendous smash, and people would forget all about that 'mad cow' business.

In Awe, Pecos

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knittedmerry August 18 2006, 14:53:35 UTC
Dear pecos

Thank you v. much for commanding your friends and relations to worship at my feet. It's good to know that someone is still capable of giving good advice to their nearest and dearest.

Scotland did behave quite well, if we overlook that incident of Loch Ness and the continual downpour! However, Germany had better watch its step as I may have to put it on a List! Then we'll see what's what! Costa Rica is quite innocent in all this - on account of the coffee.

MacMushrooms eh? It's a tasty thought. Do you think it could be a money spinner? If so, please remember that it was MY idea. Maybe I could get knittedfrodo to promote them - he certainly looks as though he's on something! Nevertheless, I don't think people are going to forget KnittedLobelia THAT easily - even with MacMushrooms.

Thanks for trying though
Yours truly,
K. M. The Mag

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