Nanoo whahoo...

[shaysdays]

You know, I was sitting around the house today and thought to myself... I really want to look like a slutty Robin Williams. How, oh how, to combine the wonky fishnets of my dreams AND a hairy chest motif, while keeping the color so screamingly loud that everyone can't help but notice my sartorial shenanigans?

Knitty, you have the answer, as always

Comments

[lemur_lady]

*dies laughing*

Now that was an awesome piece of snark right there ;)

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.

[hedgemom]

Dear God:

In the name of all that is Holy, please forgive me for complaining that patterns don't come in plus sizes. This in an xxxl is NOT what I meant.

Top 10 list of "Things that shouldn't come in size 50"

Re: Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.

[shaysdays]

Hell, it shouldn't come in sizes 000-50 for that matter.

But it's made to fit you, isn't that enough?

[kightp]

Every time I see that sweater, I'm reminded of the sad, sad fate of the store-bought chenille sweater I mistakenly put in the wash a couple if years ago. It wound up looking very like that, except that the remaining furry bits weren't as evenly distributed.

[tinystrings]

The "fluffy bits" is a strip of a bathroom rug, no?

[neatlittlelass]

Aaaaah, now I know why that stupid thing always made me think of those furry things people put over toilet seats. What the hell is with that, anyway? The squick me out.