Issue #17

[knockoff_hero]

[Voice]Guys? I kind of need someone to come get me and take me to the hospital. I think I'm near the fountain but I'm not really sure because I can't look around that easily. Don't freak out, I mean, I'm not dying or anything but I was just in the hospital and now I'm lying on the ground and it's cold and also I'm in a fully body cast. Okay,

Comments

1/?

[starchilde_lost]

Jaime!!!!

2/?

[starchilde_lost]

What the HELL happened to you?

3/?

[starchilde_lost]

Nevermind that, I'm on my way.

Done

[starchilde_lost]

I swear to god, this place, I'm going to KILL someone before too much longer.

[punchlikeagirl]

Jamie!

[knockoff_hero]

Hey, Kara. This place has really, really bad timing.

[punchlikeagirl]

You think?

Is someone getting you to the hospital?

[knockoff_hero]

Yeah, my friend Rachel is.

Is it just me or do things look more off today than usual? Not that I can look very easily, but still.

[repeatshimself]

Dude!

[knockoff_hero]

Hey.

This actually sucks enough that I can't come up with something banter-y to say try to calm everyone down.

[repeatshimself]

I'm 'porting you to a hospital, are you okay with that?

[knockoff_hero]

Rachel's here, she's got it covered.

[girlwithabow]

Jaime?! Is somebody coming for you?

[knockoff_hero]

Yeah, Rachel is.

[girlwithabow]

Okay, now that's covered, how in the world did you end up in a full body cast?

[knockoff_hero]

Well, the short story is I fell. From space.