Morale Boosts with Garland

[knockyoualldown]

I'm sure some of you may have noticed that our life here isn't exactly ideal, and that might be getting some of you a little down. Fortunately, I have just the cure!

Presenting:

Dark Lord Garland's Evil Bake Sale

Cookies are 50HL, Brownies are 100HL, and you can get an entire cake for the low price of 1000HL! Supplies are limited, and all baked

Comments

[overlordinate]

...

Twenty cookies, ten brownies, and a cake.

*throws 3000HL*

[knockyoualldown]

Wow, my first customer! Here you go, thank you for your patronage!

[overlordinate]

*ignores*

*begins devouring sweets on way back to room*

[kakan_ouen]

!

[kakan_ouen]

Osu!

[kakan_ouen]

Let's do this! Three! Two! One! Go!

1/2

[knockyoualldown]

UUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[crimsonmantled]

...An evil bake sale.

[knockyoualldown]

The most evil bake sale the world has ever seen!

[crimsonmantled]

I'm sure the competition for that title is very steep.

[knockyoualldown]

Gotta start somewhere!

1/2

[dr_necromancer]

Many a noble causes have been supported by the sale of baked goods, but YOU sir, not only seek to serve your NEFARIOUS, DARK GOALS through your business, but don't even have the good sense to cloak your intentions!

2/2

[dr_necromancer]

But on the other hand...those brownies smell REALLY good.

*shifty eyes*

*buys a brownie*

[knockyoualldown]

They smell so good because of my secret ingredient!

[puppy_genocide]

*walks by*

*snubs*

[knockyoualldown]

Are you sure you don't want a cookie? They're fortified with vitamins and evil!

[puppy_genocide]

I have no need of your cookies, old fool.

[knockyoualldown]

But they're only 50HL, and only 200 calories!