Mar 19, 2005 16:34
why would someone ask me at 4 a.m. "what would be good for exploring new things" and then get upset when i tell him to just put it in her butt? honestly, i'm saving him the cost of a dildo or a fuckin cock ring.
maybe i'm getting a little too crazy
i'll tell you all if you ask me for something new, just stick it in your ass.
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You could always suggest fruits and veggies, too.
They're awefully cheap.
But I guess it wouldn't be as amusing
as the priceless look of suprise, eh?
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