[One-Shot] Hello Hasshi!
Title: Hello Hasshi!
Author: Knowmonsta
Pairings: Nozawa Yuki x Hashimoto Ryosuke (HasshiZawa? XD)
Words: 1,609
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: For the Happy Gay New Year Meme. TOP3's face with a huge problem: the baby boy of the group has become the baby girl.
Note: This was in the Happy Gay New Year Meme. The prompt asked for a gender switch, valley girl Hasshi, a jealous Sanada, and a pervert Camu. This is my first time writing Top3 so I hope I get their personalities right (I read mousapelli's TOP3 fics and skimmed a few magazine translations to help with that)! I hope you liked it!
P.S. The title came from the Animaniacs. XD
~Hello Hasshi!~
Hasshi rushed into Top3's dressing room that morning, clinging tightly to his long bulky black coat.
"Nozawa! Sanada!" he screeched and both burst into the room, Sanada with a golf club.
"Hasshi," Nozawa said gently. "Where's the bug?"
"That is like so not the problem here!" Hasshi exclaimed and Sanada and Nozawa each raised an eyebrow at Hasshi's voice, which sounded much higher than yesterday. "Look!"
Hasshi took off his coat and Sanada had to stop Nozawa from screaming.
And Nozawa had a good reason to. The Hasshi they were now staring out was nearly unrecognizable. 'He' had hips, thighs, and at least a B cup.
"Hasshi, is this a joke?" Sanada said weakly.
"I wouldn't joke like this!" Hasshi exclaimed, pouting.
"H-how did this happen?" Nozawa asked.
"I don't know!" Hasshi replied. "I just woke up and looked in the mirror and I had boobs!"
"Keep your voice down!" Sanada said flailing his arms and Hasshi put a hand to his mouth.
"Whre wegnnad?" he asked and Sanada sighed.
"Hasshi, take your hand off of your mouth," he said.
"What are we gonna do?" Hasshi whispered. "I can't practice like this! It's irritating to just jump up and down!"
"And we can't tell anyone about this," Nozawa said. "They'll freak out."
"Or they'll jump at Hasshi like Yamashita-kun and food."
Hasshi shivered at the prospect of being ogled over and Nozawa laughed.
"Don't worry Hasshi, we'll protect you," he said.
Hasshi felt tears spring to his eyes and he glomped Nozawa who blushed as he felt his chest come into contact with Hasshi's. Sanada rolled his eyes.
"So what are we gonna do about Hasshi's recent exposure to estrogen?" he asked.
"Well first we should try to hide his features," Nozawa said. "There is probably a pair of spare practice clothes in different sizes. We should give Hasshi a huge t-shirt to cover the top half of his body."
"What about his butt?" Sanada asked and Hasshi turned his head to look down at his rear end and squeaked in surprise.
"A pair of baggy pants should take care of that too."
"Okay. I'll find the outfit. You make sure no one comes in here and sees Ryoka."
"Hey!" Hasshi exclaimed and Nozawa giggled.
Sanada chuckled and left the room. Hasshi sighed as he closed the door.
"This is so awkward. I mean I feel so heavy and . . . icky. I just want my body back. This totally sucks."
Nozawa saw that tears were in Hasshi's eyes and he took Hasshi's hands in his own.
"Don't cry, Hasshi," he said. "We'll figure out how to fix this, okay?"
Hasshi nodded as Nozawa wiped his face.
"In the meantime," Nozawa continued. "Look at the bright side, you're really pretty."
Hasshi pouted.
"So are you saying as boy that I'm not pretty?" he asked, putting his hands on his hips.
"N-no," Nozawa stuttered out. "I j-just meant that -"
Hasshi giggled.
"I was just kidding!" he exclaimed and Nozawa playfully poked him in the side.
Sanada returned and gave Hasshi an extra large t-shirt and a medium pair of sweats.
"Now go in the back and change while we stand guard."
Hasshi nodded and went into the bathroom. Minutes past, however he didn't come back out.
"Go find out what's taken him so long," Sanada told Nozawa. "For goodness sake it's just a t-shirt and sweats!"
Nozawa shook his head at Sanada's impatience and went to knock on the bathroom.
"Hasshi, is everything okay in there?"
No answer.
"Hasshi?"
Nozawa opened the door to see Hasshi clad in the t-shirt which was bunched up to reveal his stomach and a pair of short red boxers. He was in the mirror, staring at his body. Nozawa blushed as he saw Hasshi's skin and curves.
Hasshi turned to the door and smiled as he saw Nozawa staring at him.
"I look hot don't I?" he said, posing and Nozawa slammed the door closed in embarrassment.
"Oh come on! I totally do!" Hasshi called and Nozawa managed to squeak out 'Yuma says get dressed!' before running back into the changing room.
"Well, what was the problem?" Sanada asked.
"Hasshi was . . . staring at his body," Nozawa replied embarrassed.
"Yuki . . . is your nose bleeding?"
Nozawa put a hand to his nose and sure enough, he saw blood.
"Umm . . . do you have a tissue?"
Seconds later, Hasshi came out of the bathroom fully dressed. He winked at Nozawa who flushed. Sanda rolled his eyes and gently smacked the top of Hasshi's head.
"Stop flirting," he said.
"Aww Yuma, are you jealous?" Hasshi asked and Sanada went a little pink.
"No," he said. "Your flirting has gone from its usual seductive pattern to just plain girly. It could give you away."
Hasshi nodded.
"Now, we're about to go practice on stage with the other juniors," Sanada said. "Keep your emotions under control, Ryoka."
"Stop calling me that," Hasshi said pouting. "And what could possibly go wrong?"
"Do I have to get into that?" Sanada asked, shaking his head and walking off.
Hasshi giggled and then walked over to the vanity mirror. He frowned.
"Yuki do you have a scrunchie?" he asked.
"No, why?"
"I think my hair would look better in a ponytail," Hasshi replied, grabbing his hair into his fist and lifting it up in order to examine the change.
Nozawa laughed and took Hasshi's wrist.
"It looks fine the way it is now," he said. "Now let's go before Yuma blows a fuse."
Hasshi slyly wriggled his wrist out of Nozawa's hand and moved lower. He gave Nozawa's hand a squeeze.
"You have got to stop doing that," Nozawa said, blushing and Hasshi giggled. "How do you expect me to concentrate?"
"I'm sure you'll find a way," Hasshi replied, leading the way to the practice room.
~*~
"And step, two, turn four, five, six, seven, eight."
So far, so good Sanada thought as he watched Hasshi during the dance rehearsal. He was dancing normally and he hadn't bumped into anyone yet. All was well.
And then, Sanada dropped his guard.
Ten seconds later Camu knocked into Hasshi, who came crashing onto the floor with a loud thud.
Almost instantly Nozawa was by his side.
"Hasshi are you okay?" he asked, inspecting him as if he was looking for a broken bone.
"I'm fine," Hasshi replied. "My arm is just a little sore."
"Be careful okay?" Nozawa said and Hasshi kissed Nozawa's cheek.
"Okay," he replied and Nozawa blushed as he helped Hasshi up on his feet.
For the next hour, things went well. But then Hasshi got into a second collision that was much worse.
While doing a spin, the junior next to Hasshi lost his balance. And Hasshi, in trying to avoid being hit, slipped and fell backwards on his butt and sprawled out on the floor. He was glad in that instant to be a girl: there was a lot of extra cushion back there.
However, he didn't realize that his shirt had flown up during the fall.
Nozawa and Sanada tried to block him, but the damage had been done. Hasshi sat up, confused at the blushing faces in front of him.
"What?" he asked.
"H-Hasshi," Koyama began. "Are you feeling okay?"
"Yes," Hasshi said. "Why?"
"B-because you," Koyama began. He took a deep breath and tried again. "Y-you -"
"Hasshi you have on a bra," Nikaido cut in. "And it didn't exactly look like it was stuffed with tissue, if you catch my drift."
Hasshi froze.
Camu was staring at Hasshi's shirt as if willing it to fly up again and Sanada glared at him.
"Well, I umm -" Hasshi mumbled. "Umm . . . AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ARGH!!!!" Hasshi yelled, jolting up in his bed, panting. He grabbed his chest. It was flat. He sighed in relief.
"That is officially the last time I eat an entire pint of cookie dough ice cream before I go to sleep," he said, throwing the covers back over his head.
~Later That Day~
Hasshi walked into the dressing room and smiled at Sanada and Nozawa.
"Good morning!" he exclaimed, hugging them both. He then sat in Nozawa's lap, causing the older boy to go a soft shade of pink.
"You seem to be in a cheerful mood," Sanada said, ignoring the scene in front of him. "What's up?"
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I turned into a girl!"
Nozawa and Sanada both laughed out loud.
"What happened?" Nozawa asked.
"Well, I flirted with you a lot Yuki."
"That's no surprise," Sanada replied and Hasshi laughed as Nozawa looked down at his shoes.
"And you were jealous Yuma."
"Are you sure this was a dream?" Nozawa asked and Sanada muttered 'shush'.
"I was really bummed out but the two of you helped me," Hasshi continued. "You guys are the best."
"We know," Sanada replied, grinning. "And now, I shall find out today's schedule. And I'd better not find you and Yuki getting it on when I get back, Ryoka."
"You called me Ryoka in my dream too!" Hasshi exclaimed pouting and Sanada laughed as he left. The younger boy then turned his attention to Nozawa.
"Hey, umm. . . Yuki?"
"Hmm?"
"I was wondering if after practice today if you wanted to hang out? You know, just the two of us?"
Nozawa laughed.
"Has your dream suddenly made you shy, Hasshi?" he asked.
"Just a little," he replied, embarrassed. "So what do you say?"
"Of course I'll hang out with you."
"Awesome!" Hasshi squealed. He kissed his cheek and Nozawa blushed once more.
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I hope you liked it Anon-san!