[One-Shot] Chaos and Romance
Title: Chaos and Romance
Author: Knowmonsta
Pairing: SHINee/2PM; slight WooYoung/JunHo
Words: 1,225
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After Idol Army, SHINee and 2PM have a hard time keeping their hormones under control.
Note: I hope you guys like it!
~Chaos and Romance~
"He still hasn't called!" Key wails as he looks at his cell phone for the hundredth time. "Why! Why! Why?"
"Calm down Key," Onew says comfortingly. "He's probably busy right now. I'm sure he'll call you soon."
"But that's not soon enough," Key grumbles as he sprawls out on the floor.
Onew sighs once more and glances at the couch where MinHo is currently laying. He's murmuring in his sleep and the older boy swears he hears the word 'NichKhun' at least four times.
JongHyun's cell phone goes off for the tenth time and Key groans miserably into the carpet as he realizes it's not his own.
"JaeBeom again?" Onew asks and JongHyun grins.
"Yep!" he says happily. "I knew singing to him was a great idea!"
The next cell phone to ring is TaeMin's and Onew raises an eyebrow as he answers it with a big smile.
"Hello JunSu-hyung!" he exclaims and immediately Key shoots up into a sitting position. "Really? Cool! I'll ask mom and then I'll call you back! Bye!"
TaeMin barely closes the phone before Key asks 'what did he want?'
"JunSu-hyung wants to know if I can go to the movies with him," TaeMin replies. "Can I?"
"No you cannot!" Key exclaims angrily.
"But mom I -"
"Who does he think you are, his girlfriend?!" Key yells, stomping over to TaeMin and snatching his phone. "There's no way I'm allowing this!"
"Mom, give it back!" TaeMin exclaims lunging for the mobile device. But Key slides out of his reach and dials JunSu back.
"That was fast TaeMin!" JunSu exclaims happily.
"Listen here you," Key growls. "Don't come anywhere near my son until he turns eighteen! And stop calling him! If I found out that you contacted him in any way I will hunt you down. By the way, tell ChanSung to call me!"
Key slams the phone shut and goes back to lying on the floor. TaeMin slams himself down on the couch, crosses his arms and pouts, forcing himself not to cry. Onew decides to pray for ChanSung to call Key. If he doesn't, there's a huge chance that they might not be eating anything tonight.
JunSu hangs up the phone and yells 'thanks a lot!' at ChanSung.
"What did I do?!" ChanSung asks confused and slightly fearful.
"Nothing much, you just cost me a date for the next three years! Why haven't you called Key?"
"I-I'm too nervous!" ChanSung exclaimed blushing.
JunSu sighs. He can't fault him for that.
"Well now Key thinks you don't like him," he explains. "And now that he's pissed, he's banned me from talking to TaeMin."
"Isn't he illegal?" WooYoung asks and JunSu turns his previous anger on him.
"Now let's all just take a deep breath and calm down," NichKhun says as he quickly steps between the two.
"Easy for you to say," JunSu says. "You don't seem to have any problems with your love life."
"JunSu, stop whining," JaeBeom says as he sends another text message to JongHyun. "And ChanSung call Key."
"I don't think I can," ChanSung says nervously.
"I know you can," JaeBeom says patting his shoulder. "Key already likes you so there's no pressure, right?"
ChanSung nods and starts to dial.
"Finally!" Key yells as he picks up the phone a millisecond after the first ring. "What took you so long?"
On the other end, ChanSung panics.
"I-I was -"
" -forget it," Key cuts in. "I'm just glad to hear from you. Do you know how boring it is in this house?"
"Probably less boring than being here," ChanSung says.
"Was that an attempt to cheer me up?"
"Yeah."
"It's working."
ChanSung smiles into the receiver and begins to chat with Key. The members of 2PM smile as he eventually takes his conversation outside to the porch.
"Our baby has grown up," JunHo says as he pretends to wipe tears from his eyes.
"We raised him well," WooYoung replies as he hugs JunHo around the waist.
"Thank you God," Onew says quietly as Key talks to ChanSung while grinning from ear to ear. He turns to TaeMin who is still sulking on the couch.
"Go upstairs and call JunSu," he says quietly. "Tell him you'll be able to go to the movies with him."
"But mom said -"
"- I'll deal with Key later," Onew tells him.
TaeMin hugs Onew so tightly that he makes him wince from the pain.
"Thanks hyung!" he exclaims and without another word he races out of the room.
Onew grins. Now that all of his band mates are occupied, leaving won't be a problem. He quietly sneaks out of the room and outside. It's dark as he walks towards to the edge of the parking lot, but he's too preoccupied with searching the area to care. He looks around and frowns as he realizes that there's no one in sight.
A minute later he hears footsteps and smiles as he sees Taekyeon jogging his way to over to him.
"Sorry I'm late," he says. "JaeBeom had to grill me before I could leave."
"It's alright," Onew says as Taekyeon frames his faces in his hands. The older boy presses his lips gently against his and Onew sighs softly.
When Taekyeon ends the kiss he grins.
"You look exhausted," he says and Onew nods.
"I've been dealing with the damage your group members have done to mine," he replies and Taekyeon laughs.
"You guys had a pretty strong affect on us too," he says. "I've never seen Khun so dazed before, JaeBeom's probably racked up two hundred bucks worth of text messaging by now, and JunSu almost started a fight over TaeMin."
Onew laughs.
"Minho says NichKhun's name in his sleep, JongHyun's phone goes off every ten seconds, Key can't stop thinking about ChanSung for a moment, and TaeMin can't keep the grin off his face when JunSu calls him."
"I guess both of our groups members are pretty love sick," Taekyeon says and Onew smiles and nods in agreement.
They sit outside on the corner for awhile, just talking. Onew has his head on Taekyeon's shoulder. Taekyeon's arm is wrapped loosely around his waist. He feels comfortable and warm and he likes that feeling.
Unfortunately, the moment is cut short by Key, who yells 'Onew! Dinner!' through the window. He groans at the interruption.
"Same time tomorrow?" Taekyeon asks and he nods.
"Goodnight Onew."
"Jinki," Onew corrects as he pecks Taekyeon's lips. "Goodnight Taekyeon."
Taekyeon waits for Onew to safely return inside. Once the doors close, he smiles sheepishly and heads back to the 2PM dorm.
"You know," he really likes you," Key says as he places the food on the table. "What do you think about him?"
"He's nice," Onew replies, hoping he sounds casual.
"And he makes you smile more than usual, which I thought was impossible," Key adds.
"He does not," Onew says embarrassed.
"Does too," Key teases. "And now your face is red."
"Is not," Onew says as he quickly pats his cheeks.
Key grins.
"Aww how cute," he says. "You really like him, don't you?"
"There's no point in arguing with you," Onew groans out. "You never stop until you win."
"And you don't have much of an argument to counter mine."
Onew sighs. He might as well own up to it. He's pretty love sick himself.
"That too."
The End!
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