[One-Shot] Diagnosis Love
Title: Diagnosis Love
Author: Knowmonsta
Pairing: JinNo (Jin x Junno)
Words: 1,357
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jin's not sure what's going on inside him when he sees Junno.
Note: Writing insane Jin is so much fun. I hope you enjoy him as much as I do.
Diagnosis Love
It had been going on for the past two weeks. Jin had been running from Junno every time he saw him coming. He barely spoke to him and every time they were forced to be together Jin stood as far away as possible.
It was all Junno could stand when he said 'Good morning Akanishi-kun!' and Jin screamed, hitting a wall as he attempted to run out of the room.
"I think Jin hates me," he told Kame that morning sadly.
"No he doesn't," Kame said. "There's something else going on with him. And I'm gonna find out. Sit tight for a moment."
Kame found Jin in the lounge of the Kat-Tun floor, lying on the couch. He jumped up when he saw that someone else was in the room.
"Oh Kame it's you," he said, letting out a sigh of relief. "I thought you were Junno."
"Speaking of which what is it with you and Junno? You've been acting really weird around him lately."
"I don't know what's wrong!" Jin exclaimed. "Maybe you can tell me."
Jin grabbed a clipboard a piece of paper and a pencil from off the table and handed them to Kame.
"Write down everything I tell you," he said.
Kame rolled his eyes, but nevertheless began to write as Jin talked.
"It all started two weeks ago when we all went out to the amusement park."
"I remember, and Junno won that stuffed animal and gave to Ueda."
"Yeah, I felt this weird impulse to snatch the Teddy Bear away from him and beat him with it."
Kame grinned.
"Then what happened?" he asked.
"The next day Junno was wearing these jeans that made him look really hot and I felt hot as I imagined removing them."
"And throughout the week?" Kame asked, grinning wider.
"I'm always so nervous around him and sometimes it's hard to breathe. I've turned red, tripped frequently when he laughs or smiles, my stomach churns rapidly, and after dance practice when he's all sweaty I get the strangest urges to shove him in a closet and take advantage of him. And this morning I screamed and slammed into the wall when he said 'good morning' to me!"
"Mmhmm," Kame said, still grinning as he continued to write down all of these on the paper.
"Kame?"
"Hmm?"
"I think I'm allergic to Junno."
"Oh for Pete's sake!" Kame exclaimed. "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
He hit him with his clipboard with every word.
"Ow!" Jin yelled. "What was that for? I was being serious!"
"I know you were," Kame said, rolling his eyes. "Jin, you're not allergic to Junno. You like him."
"Well that's a relief," Jin said. "Wait a minute . . . I WHAT?!"
"You like Junno," Kame said, simply. "All of your symptoms point to attraction, not an allergic reaction."
"Gimme that," Jin said, snatching Kame's clipboard and blushing as he read Kame's notes.
Jin glared at Kame, who was laughing and threw the clipboard on the couch next to him. He put his head in his hands.
"Oh my God I like Junno," he said. "This is horrible!"
"Why?" Kame asked, curiously.
"Hello? Do you see how tall he is?!" Jin exclaimed. "I'll have to stand on my toes to kiss him. And then everybody'll think he's seme!"
Jin pouted. Kame shook his head.
"Leave it to you to come up with something completely stupid," he said, walking towards the door.
"Wait, where are you going?" Jin asked, quickly.
"To tell Junno you love him," Kame teased.
"NO!" Jin shrieked and Kame jumped as Jin ran over to him pushing him out of the way of the door and throwing him self in front of it. "You can't say anything!"
"Why not?" Kame asked, grinning.
"Because he'll think I'm weird!" Jin replied, flailing his arms. "He'll stop talking to me!"
"No he won't," Kame replied.
"How do you know?"
"Because Junno's not like that," Kame replied. "Now let me out, Jin."
"No."
Kame sighed. Jin left him no choice.
"Fine," he said. "I’ll just stay in here."
He let out an exaggerated sigh.
"Poor Junno," he said.
"Why poor Junno?" Jin asked, quickly.
"Well let's just say that Junno likes you back," Kame said. "He'd be so distraught knowing you and I were in here all the time . . . alone. He'd probably get the wrong idea."
Kame let out a cheer on the inside: Jin looked horrified at the thought.
"Get out Kame!" he shrieked, and Kame quickly left.
"J.O.K.I.N.G!" he said as he reached the end of the hall. "Oh Junno!"
"Kame I'm gonna kill you!" Jin yelled. He collapsed on the couch and curled into a ball.
"Damn you Kame," he muttered. "Junno's gonna hate me. There is absolutely no way I'm leaving this room."
He grabbed a pullow, hugging it against his chest.
"I may as well take nap to pass the time," he thought, closing his eyes.
~*~
"Wake up, Jin," was the first Jin heard as he was gently awaked by a hand shaking his shoulder.
"Go away Kame you life-ruiner," Jin mumbled, rolling over. "I want to sulk to peace."
"But we have a photoshoot," Kame told him. "And if you don't want to be killed by Johnny-san for missing it, I suggest you get up."
"Will Junno be there?"
"Seeing as he's in Kat-Tun . . . duh."
"Then I'm not going."
"For goodness sake Jin quit being a baby."
"I am not being a baby!" Jin yelled.
"Not facing Junno is being a baby."
Jin rolled back over to face Kame, a huge pout in his face.
"Don't give me that look Jin," Kame told him. "You can't run from him forever."
"I'm sure as hell gonna try," Jin muttered. "Right after the photo shoot is over."
During the photo shoot Jin stayed as far away from Junno as possible, avoiding eye contact as well. But Junno was persistent on catching Jin's attention, and he took a chance during the break.
"Hey Jin we need to talk - " he began.
" - I need to use the bathroom!" Jin yelled, zooming out of the room.
Junno sighed.
"See?" he said to Kame. "He never keeps still!"
Kame sighed.
"We're gonna have to resort to drastic measures," he said.
~*~
The second the photo shoot was over, Jin glanced to his left and to his right. Junno was nowhere to be found.
"Great," he thought, going over to the refreshment table. "No Junno. Chow time."
Jin put three chocolate chip cookies into a napkin and quickly walked into his dressing room shutting the door, his back to it. When he turned around, he screamed and dropped the napkin as he noticed he wasn't the only one inside.
Junno was sitting at the vanity stool, a large smiled on his face. Jin went red and turned to leave, only to see the door slam behind him. Seconds later, he heard the lock click.
"Jin I -" Junno began.
"KAME WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU'RE GONNA MEET MY NEW BEST FRIEND MR. CHAINSAW MAN!" Jin hollered.
"Jin, no one in the right mind would let you near a chainsaw!" Kame called.
"Then I'll get it from Pi!" he yelled back.
"Man Junno I can't believe you like someone who's a violent wacko!"
"I am not a wacko!" Jin exclaimed. "But believe me I will get violent!"
Soon, the full extent of Kame's last sentence sank in Jin's head, and he slowly turned to face Junno.
"Huh?" he said.
Junno laughed.
"Jin I like you too," he said. "I've been trying to tell you all day but you kept avoiding me."
Jin blinked.
"Really?" he asked.
"Really," Junno replied, smiling.
"YES!" Jin exclaimed, tackling Junno off of the stool and onto the carpet, squeezing in a hug.
"This is fantastic!" Jin exclaimed. "Can I be seme?"
Junno laughed and nodded.
"Oh yeah!" Jin exclaimed, pumping his fist. "Hey Kame?!"
"What Jin?"
"Make sure the door stays locked for the next two hours," Jin replied, grinning at Junno. "I really like his jeans today too."
The End
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