Is there something I should know?

Feb 15, 2008 12:31



Thinking of Having Kids?
Do this 15 step program first!

Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their ( Read more... )

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revmamacrystal February 15 2008, 23:00:31 UTC
It's true. It's all true. Any urges you have are simply primal hormones!

This one is especially TRUE:
four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

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