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[knownosecrets]

I figured out how I'm going to begin my autobiography:

"When I was very young, my mother gave birth to me"

Now all I need an interesting life to go along with that

Comments

[diminia]

i like it...

i hope when you finish i can read it. ^_^

[whenbroken]

a clever rapist you are.

[whhhhhaaaaaaaat]

don't forget to mention your beloved
marla in this so-called autobiography!
it would be completely boring if you
didn't.

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[knownosecrets]

"Once I hardly knew a girl named Marla. Although we never spoke to each other, I fell in love with her. Even now as an old man, I still dream of her."

Something like that?

[kellyppochacco]

that's not a good beginning....what about being transferred from your dad to your mom...then being able to kick your mom....and then seeing the light...I'm good at this...maybe I should write your biography ;)

<3 Kelly

[photobooth_heat]

"...and then i peed on the doctor."

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[knownosecrets]

It was a home birth

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[photobooth_heat]

"...and then i peed on the carpet."

better?

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[knownosecrets]

There's no carpet in Germany! What are you talking about?!