☠ 002 | audio

[knowsitsreal]

So, uh, anyone ever figure out what was with the free breakfast this morning?

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[so_meretricious]

Are you normally exacted a fee for your meals aboard ship?

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[knowsitsreal]

Usually it's not breakfast in bed or whatever.

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[so_meretricious]

Did a note accompany it?

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[knowsitsreal]

Yeah.

[paradoxlol]

[WHAT IS YOUR VOICE. There's a long pause. Now have an older version of your voice.]

I think it was some kind of treat for wardens who were passed up in the last sorting.

[knowsitsreal]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. :|]

... The Admiral usually this generous?

[paradoxlol]

Not without a catch. I wouldn't trust it.

[Then there's an awkward sort of silence. Arthur wants to say something, SOMETHINNNNG, but he's not sure what. For once, he's thrown off.]

Private

[knowsitsreal]

[And here's more awkward silence before Jim switches to private. Because srsly wtf is this. :|]

Who are you?

Obviously I just want to make this a JGL party

[stopthat_destro]

[Now that you've had your adult voice, HAVE YOUR EVIL TWIN VOICE.]

Consolation prizes, perhaps, for the wardens who were too inadequate. [Muttering to himself:] Yessss, that's why Edward didn't get a breakfast in bed of his own... Note to self: rectify that.

THE BEST KIND OF PARTY

[knowsitsreal]

[Dear god what is this. :|]

Gee, I can just feel my ego getting crushed. Thanks.

Edward?

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A JGL PARTY

[stopthat_destro]

Edward Nygma? He's only the standard to which all other wardens should hold themselves. Genius, competent, handsome...

This might be my favorite thing ever.

[knowsitsreal]

If you say so.

[most_feared]

I don't know. I'm still tryin' to figure out when my inmate started thinking highly of me.

[knowsitsreal]

Oh yeah?

[most_feared]

Yeah. Usually we have a good professional relationship. [And Cooper rarely thinks highly of anyone.]

[knowsitsreal]

Thinking highly of you qualifies as unprofessional?

[ihavettk]

You too? I have no idea. But it was delicious.

[knowsitsreal]

I guess. I'm just not really sure I like the idea of getting magic breakfast.

[ihavettk]

...okay, seeing your point, kind of wish I'd seen it before I started eating.

But it was pretty good and so far doesn't seem to have hurt me at all? Or done magic?

[knowsitsreal]

Guess that's somethin'.