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[knowsyourmind]

[Ladies and gentlemen... Professor Charles Xavier. In a wheelchair. Courtesy of his little fall on the stairs of the clothier's tower. He does not look amused.]

Panicking over this situation will get us absolutely nowhere. You all must calm down, and remember one very important fact.

These are, quite simply, squash. Pumpkins. Granted, I

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[needsnobottle]

Well, in people's defense, hearing voices is usually considered a bad thing.

But hey. Logic. I like that. Good luck getting people to listen to it.

[knowsyourmind]

I've found that depends on the situation.

Hopefully there will be some rational minds among the people here.

[needsnobottle]

Most people can't think of a situation where hearing voices wouldn't be a sign of insanity.

Then again, considering the circumstances...

As for rational minds, one can only hope.

[knowsyourmind]

There must be some instance, surely.

We have one, at least. I like to think my wits are still in my own possession.

[needsnobottle]

I can think of a few but suggesting them would earn me a shiny new white coat with really long sleeves.

And I don't know you well enough yet to pass any judgment on your rationality. Though I'm not sure how much weight my opinion should carry. Still, least you're not running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

[knowsyourmind]

I see no asylums here, my dear. You're welcome to give your suggestions -- I assure you, I'm not in any particular position to judge.

There is really no point in sobbing and carrying on as if the world were ending, simply because the pumpkins are speaking. Perhaps if they... suddenly changed their antics, there would be more cause for concern.

[needsnobottle]

[This is muttered.] Maybe the whole place is an asylum.

[And we're back to speaking clearly!] Well, there's ghosts, possessions, telepathy...and now apparently talking pumpkins. And yeah, I agree with you...mostly. The whispering is kind of getting on my nerves, though.

There's just so many.

[knowsyourmind]

Now that would be interesting.

It's annoying, to be sure. But we must also consider that this is nothing more than an elaborate trick.

It is nearing Halloween, after all.

[needsnobottle]

A twist worthy of that guy that does the movies with the twists. [She totally cannot even remember his name. They weren't her cup of tea.]

And trick or not, if it gets much worse it may drive people to the brink. And considering I know there is a place to get sharp pointy objects, I'm not feeling to safe here.

[knowsyourmind]

Movies... with the twists?

Hence why I am so strongly advocating caution and calm.

[needsnobottle]

Yeah, some famous director, or something. My uncle was a fan, but I never bothered to learn his name. His stuff kinda bored me.

Hope they listen. Though the few people I've come across seem to be handling it pretty well.

[knowsyourmind]

I don't believe I've ever heard of such films.

Good. The more rational minds, the better.

[needsnobottle]

You're not missing much.

And yeah, you're not kidding.