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[knowthatfeelbro]

I'm not sure what to put here. I'm new if it helps any. My name is Ibu Shinji. I don't know who any of you are but I have a feeling some of you will be happy to come and tell me. That's fine. But don't expect me to remember all of your names. I suppose if you give me time I'll remember but I'm bad with remembering names. Even faces sometimes.

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[knowthatfeelbro]

They put coffee in it so it must be or why else would it be sold in coffee shops? If it didn't have coffee in it it would be a milk tea and if I wanted one of those I would ask for a milk tea. But I'd like a latte since they suit my tastes more. We can't all drink poison like you do. It's like tar. I don't know how you do it.

[knowthatfeelbro]

Perhaps I like coffee flavoured milk?

You know, you can just admit the reason you have it like that is because you're lactose intolerant and if you have milk your stomach revolts against you.

[kantoku_is_boss]

Welcome Ibu-kun, I hope you have no problems settling in.

See you in class.

[knowthatfeelbro]

Thank you. I hope I don't also.

[shiny_balls]

There's a lovely little cafe on the edge of the town you may want to check out. It's worth the trip at least once.

[knowthatfeelbro]

Thank you. I'll have to go and find that soon. Possibly tomorrow if I have the time.

[probably_i]

The kitchen does come equipped with a coffee machine. It's nothing fancy but it's a start.

Speaking of drinks, do allow me to offer you a welcome cuppa.

[knowthatfeelbro]

Do you know how to make a latte?

[probably_i]

I can make a very special latte.

[knowthatfeelbro]

That sounds really sketchy. Are you a pervert?

[o_ii_shi]

Welcome to campus, Ibu-kun. I'm Oishi Shuichiro, a third year here. Let me know if you need any help navigating our campus, I know it can look intimidating.

And unfortunately I don't know where to get coffee apart from the maker downstairs. Sorry!

Don't take Inui's offer for drinks.

[knowthatfeelbro]

Thank you for the welcome.

I found the coffee maker. I have a feeling me and it will become very good friends.

I don't think I will. He sounds like a pervert.

[o_ii_shi]

You're welcome.

Ah, good. I'm not sure how many of us use it, so hopefully it'll stay well-stocked for you.

There was that rumor about ladies' underwear... He's not so far as I know but for your stomach's sake, avoid them if you can.

[strikes deleted]

[knowthatfeelbro]

I know of at least two people who will use it. And one of them religiously so.

I'll take your word for that.