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[knuckleserve]

My stupid older sister sent me a "care" package. Care packages are supposed to be NICE and showing that whoever gave it to you, you know, CARES. Bitch. If I had the chance I'd stuff all this crap down her throat and light it on fire. D<

Bet you're wondering what was in The Worst Package from a Relative Ever. Even if you're not, here's the list.

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Comments

[sweet_sterling]

That's such a weird care package.

The balsamic vinegar is really good, if put in olive oil and used as a dip for bread. I've had it that way at Italian restaurants, and it was yummy.

[knuckleserve]

I know right. :|

Oh... huh. Maybe I've had it before then.

[sweet_sterling]

And... putting in the diet pills was actually rather mean of her. :\

It's a little strong, so just a little bit of it has a lot of flavor. You should try it, sometime, and see if you recognize the flavor.

[knuckleserve]

I'm skinnier than her, but she likes to call me fat. It's pretty annoying. ~___~

So, all there is is olive oil and the vinegar in it? That sounds easy.

[the_gentlewoman]

You can probably donate the balsamic vinegar to the cafeteria; it's used in salad dressing.

[knuckleserve]

Weeeell, I think I've found a use for it, but if not then I'll leave it for them to use.

[lovescupcakes]

Diet pills and clothes you would get in trouble with huh? =P

[knuckleserve]

She calls me fat, 'cause I'm skinnier than her. And... I don't know what she wanted me to do with those clothes. ~____~

Why'd you pick out those to things to comment on? >P

[lovescupcakes]

Was just gonna say yeah, you did feel a little tubby so you should probably take the pills and not wear the clothes cause you'll hurt people's eyes ;P

[knuckleserve]

I'M NOT TUBBY. >[ You're just saying that to be mean like her. Plus, if you saw me in this stuff I doubt you'd be able to just SIT there.

[haburin]

If it makes you feel any better, my stupid older sister is probably worse than your stupid older sister.

Though I think even she'd draw the line at cigarettes.

[knuckleserve]

I doubt it. >P What's she do to you?

Seriously. She just wants to get me in trouble with those things.

[haburin]

Too much to list.

And I think that's possible, although not so much on the balsalmic vinegar count. You should probably just throw half the stuff out. Or all of it.

[knuckleserve]

I will, unless I think of a use for it between now and tomorrow.